After Everything You Made Me Do (That You Didn’t Ask For)

After Everything You Made Me Do (That You Didn’t Ask For)
Performer(s): Rebecca Bunch — First Appearance: "To Josh, With Love."
Written by: Rachel Bloom, Adam Schlesinger and Jack Dolgen — Genre: Jazz

Summary

After Everything You Made Me Do (That You Didn’t Ask For) I’m the one who should be up there on that cross!

— Rebecca, “To Josh, With Love.”

“After Everything You Made Me Do (That You Didn’t Ask For)” is a musical number by Rebecca Bunch. In it she confesses to Josh Chan all the things she did the last two years to win his love. This song debuted in the Season Three episode "To Josh, With Love..” It is a reprise of the Season One song “After Everything I've Done For You (That You Didn't Ask For).”

Song and lyrics

Lyrics: After Everything You Made Me Do (That You Didn’t Ask For) You pay me back with rejection, pain and loss. After Everything You Made Me Do (That You Didn’t Ask For) I’m the one who should be up there on that cross! You want to know all the things I’ve done for you? I moved here for you ‘cause that day in New York on the street you led me on! I whored myself out at Bean’s house just to find out where you’d gone! I had to clog my garbage disposal when you ignored my calls. I watched you have sex with Anna while I was hiding in a bathroom stall! I also watched you have sex during a poop attack on Thanksgiving! I now associate toilets with heartbreak, welcome to the hell I’m living! When you asked Valencia to move in I was such a mess! You can ask Paula she saw it all from the camera on my dress! I ran over Anna’s cat just because I had to know if she actually styled eyebrows or if she was dealing blow! I paid some chick 10,000 dollars to take her wedding slot. That’s how I moved our wedding up... Oh yeah, I almost forgot! You gave me that worthless proposal and not even two weeks later I made out with my boss when we got stuck in an elevator! You’re nothing without me and my selfless humility! I held you up despite the fact you lack brains and ability! After everything I’ve done for you I thought love was the reason why! But now, Josh Chan I say... Good bye!!!