Buttload Of Cats

Buttload Of Cats
Performer(s): Rebecca Bunch with Paula Proctor, Heather Davis and Valencia Perez — First Appearance: "Trent?!"

Since I'm now single for good I know just what I gotta do I gotta go get myself a buttload of cats

— Rebecca, "Trent?!"

"Buttload Of Cats" was a musical performance by Rebecca Bunch accompanied by Paula Proctor, Heather Davis and Valencia Perez. In this song Rebecca is sings about being single and getting a bunch of cats. The song's first appearance was in the Season Three episode "Trent?!".

The song with lyrics

Broadcast Version

Lyrics: Rebecca: It's come to this Like I knew it would Since I'm now Single for good I know just what I gotta do I gotta go get myself A buttload of cats! Heather, Valencia and Paula: A buttload of cats! Rebecca: A buttload of cats! Heather, Valencia and Paula: Way too many cats! Rebecca: When you're a permanent bachelorette It's mandatory that you go out and get A buttload of cats! Oh yeah! I walk myself down to the lonely lady cat store The smell is overwhelming inside This is the future smell of my house It's the smell of my dreams that have died I walk up to the cat shelf Where the cats are labelled big and small The sales lady asks, "Is there one you like?" And I state, "I'll take them all!" I wanna buttload of cats! Cats: Meow! A buttload of cats! Rebecca: Gimme a buttload of cats! Cats: Meow! A buttload of cats! Meow! Rebecca: The sales lady's pumped She's closing early And heading home to her sad walk-up apartment Filled with her own buttload of cats! Cats: Meow, meow, meow Rebecca: That she got at a discount Cats: Meow, meow, meow Rebecca: 'Cause she works at the cat store Cats: Meow, meow, meow Meow, meow, meow Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow Why have cats, over time, become Synonymous with loneliness? We gotta work on our collective image We need a new publicist The ironic part is we're not that friendly If you're lonely, we might make it worse Also, we sleep, like, sixteen hours a day Have you considered getting a dog? Rebecca: Nope! I wanna buttload of you guys! Cats: Okay, we warned you Rebecca: A buttload of cats! Cats: We're gonna ruin your couch Rebecca: There's a lot of evidence that Organisms in cat poop make you crazy Cats: Yes, we saw that article in The Atlantic And then we peed on The Atlantic Rebecca: But I still want a buttload of cats!

Explicit Version

In this version the title of the song is changed to “Fuckton Of Cats.”

Lyrics: REBECCA It's come to this Like I knew it would Since I'm now Single for good I know just what I gotta do I gotta go get myself A fuckton of cats! HEATHER, PAULA, & VALENCIA A fuckton of cats! REBECCA A fuckton of cats! HEATHER, PAULA, & VALENCIA Way too many cats! REBECCA When you're a permanent bachelorette It's mandatory that you go out and get A fuckton of cats! Oh yeah! I walk myself down to the lonely lady cat store The smell is overwhelming inside This is the future smell of my house It's the smell of my dreams that have died I walk up to the cat shelf Where the cats are labelled big and small The sales lady asks, "Is there one you like?" And I state, "I'll take them all!" I wanna fuckton of cats! CATS Meow! A fuckton of cats! REBECCA Gimme a fuckton of cats! CATS Meow! A fuckton of cats! Meow! REBECCA The sales lady's pumped She's closing early And heading home to her sad walk-up apartment Filled with her own fuckton of cats! CATS Meow, meow, meow REBECCA That she got at a discount CATS Meow, meow, meow REBECCA 'Cause she works at the cat store CATS Meow, meow, meow Meow, meow, meow Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow Why have cats, over time, become Synonymous with loneliness? We gotta work on our collective image We need a new publicist The ironic part is we're not that friendly If you're lonely, we might make it worse Also, we sleep, like, sixteen hours a day Have you considered getting a dog? REBECCA Nope! I wanna fuckton of you guys! CATS Okay, we warned you REBECCA A fuckton of cats! CATS We're gonna ruin your couch REBECCA There's a lot of evidence that Organisms in cat poop make you crazy CATS Yes, we saw that article in The Atlantic And then we peed on The Atlantic REBECCA But I still want a fuckton of cats!