Farewell, Fair Mustache Performer(s): Darryl Whitefeather — First Appearance: "I See You" Written by: Rachel Bloom and Jack Dolgen
Though my lip my be bare my soul is quite lush. Farewell, fair mustache and this tiny brush.
— Darryl Whitefeather
"Farewell, Fair Mustache" is a lullaby that was sung by Darryl Whitefeather. In this song Darryl says goodbye to his facial hair which he decided to shave off. He crooned this to the remanants of his mustache which he kept in a plastic bag. The song's first appearance was in the Season Four episode "I See You."
Song and lyrics[]
Lyrics:
Darryl :
Goodnight my sweet angel,
rest now my love,
You'll be watched over
by Jesus above.
And as you sink into
the sweetness of sleep,
know that your daddy's love
runs just as deep.
You lived on my face
since you were first born.
Catching my tears
and occasionally corn.
Though my lip my be bare
my soul is quite lush.
Farewell, fair mustache
and this tiny brush.
And these clippers.
And this beard oil.
And this back-up beard oil.
And...Dammit!