Hey cutie, don’t know if you knew
But I’ve kinda got a girl crush on you
You’re everything that I wish I could be
Gonna tell you what I wanna do to you
(Tee hee hee!)
I wanna lock you in a basement with soundproof walls
And take over your identity.
I wanna cut the silky hair right off your head
And slurp it up, like spaghetti.
Wanna clone you and consume you,
Wanna own you and cartoon you,
Fly your dirty panties like a kite
‘Cause I-I-I-I I’m feelin’‛kinda naughty tonight!
Sorry I said that creepy stuff out loud,
That was super rando!
I meant to say I wanna do cutesy stuff,
Like pillow fight or go swimmin’ commando!
I wanna kill you and wear your skin like a dress,
But then also have you see me in the dress,
And be like “OMG you look so cute in my skin!”
I wanna lock you in a basement,
But in that basement, you would also be my personal trainer
(I want your abs!)
Break into your mom’s house, collect your baby teeth,
And turn them in to my new retainer
(I want your smile!)
Cook your spit into a chowder, dry your sweat into a powder,
And do lines of you all through the night
‘Cause I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I I’‛m feelin’ kinda naughty,
Take measurements of your body,
Then go up to a surgeon,
Make my body like your body,
Like that film with Liberace,
‘Cause feelin’ kinda naughty tonight!
The song Feelin' Kinda Naughty is a spoof of singer Katy Perry's 2008 hit single "I Kissed A Girl". A lot of similar visual cues from the official video are used in Rebecca's performance on the show along with exaggerating the sapphic theme of the song.