Nathaniel:
We know what people think
when they see us!
White Josh:
That we’re so hot it’s insane!
Nathaniel:
Ane...ane..
White Josh:
When we exit a pool,
we do it in slow motion.
Nathaniel:
But that don’t mean
we can’t complain!
Nathaniel and White Josh:
‘Cause fit, hot guys have problems too!
Don’t look at us,
we’re not dancing for you!
This is our quiet,
personal time to reflect...
...flect...flect...flect...
We both have almost no body fat!
But we’re too bummed out
to talk about that!
I know we look so
much better than you
But fit, hot guys have problems too!
Uhh!
White Josh :
Everyone is at our sexual mercy!
Even a mister...
Nathaniel:
Or a miss!
White Josh:
...miss...miss...miss...
Nathaniel:
But when we’re down on our knees...
White Josh:
No one has sympathy!
Nathaniel:
Because they only see this!
White Josh:
And this!
Nathaniel:
And this!
White Josh:
And this!
Nathaniel:
And this!
White Josh:
And this!
Nathaniel:
And this!
White Josh and Nathaniel:
But what about this?
‘Cause fit, hot guys
have problems too!
Don’t look at us,
we’re not dancing for you!
It’s just hard to process emotions
with our clothes on
...clothes on...clothes on...
Our pecs are perfect
but we have bad days!
So don’t objectify us
with your male and female gaze!
We have childhood traumas
just like you
‘cause fit, hot guys
have problems too!
Uhh!
Nathaniel:
Give us back our shirts you monsters!
White Josh:
Yeah! What’s wrong with you?!
White Josh:
Uh, Josh?
Josh:
No!
White Josh:
Hold on, are you actually here,
like in reality?
Josh:
Yeah, this is my new job.
I’m a go-go dancer at this club.
White Josh:
That’s what you meant
by volunteer firemen.
Okay, got it.
Nathaniel:
You want to join our
imaginary song and dance?
Josh:
Sure!
Josh, Nathaniel and White Josh:
‘Cause fit, hot guys
have problems too!
Don't look at us,
we’re not dancing for you!
Leave us alone,
we have to twerk out our sad...
...sad...sad...sad...
sad...sad...sad...sad
We’re expresing our pain
through the art of dance
but we’ll express so much better
without these pants!
There’s so much pressure
when you’re a fit, hot guy
So just let us ugly cry!
Let us ugly cry!
Notes[]
Inspiration[]
“Fit Hot Guys Have Problems Too” is most likely a parody of the song “Hot Problems” by the the teenage duo of Drew Garrett and Lauren Willey collectively known as “Double Take.” The song was released on YouTube on April 12, 2012 and received mostly negative reviews. Despite its reception the video went viral and garnered over 13 million views. Double Take claimed they made the song as something fun to show off to their friends. They admitted they can’t sing, didn’t think they were that hot and brushed off all criticisms of their performance.
Concert performance[]
A live performance of a song was done in a concert special, but it was ultimately cut for time.
