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Fit Guys Have Problems Too

Fit Hot Guys Have Problems Too
Performer(s): White Josh, Nathaniel Plimpton III and Josh Chan — First Appearance: "Nathaniel Gets the Message!"

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‘Cause fit, hot guys have problems too! Don’t look at us we’re not dancing for you!
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— Nathaniel and White Josh, “Nathaniel gets the message!


Fit Hot Guys Have Problems Too” is a musical number performed by White Josh, Nathaniel Plimpton III and Josh Chan. In it the two try to explain that guys who are in good shape have just as many personal problems as those who aren’t. This song debuted in the Season Three episode "Nathaniel Gets the Message!.”


Song and lyricsEdit

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Fit Hot Guys Have Problems Too The CW

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Fit Hot Guys Have Problems Too The CW

Lyrics:

White Josh:
One!

Nathaniel:
Two!

White Josh and Nathaniel:
One!
Two!
Three!
Four!

Nathaniel:
We know what people think
when they see us!

White Josh:
That we’re so hot it’s insane!

Nathaniel:
Ane...ane..

White Josh:
When we exit a pool,
we do it in slow motion.

Nathaniel:
But that don’t mean
we can’t complain!

Nathaniel and White Josh:
‘Cause fit, hot guys have problems too!

Don’t look at us,
we’re not dancing for you!

This is our quiet,
personal time to reflect...

...flect...flect...flect...

We both have almost no body fat!

But we’re too bummed out
to talk about that!

I know we look so
much better than you

But fit, hot guys have problems too!

Uhh!


White Josh :
Everyone is at our sexual mercy!
Even a mister...

Nathaniel:
Or a miss!

White Josh:
...miss...miss...miss...

Nathaniel:
But when we’re down on our knees...

White Josh:
No one has sympathy!

Nathaniel:
Because they only see this!

White Josh:
And this!

Nathaniel:
And this!

White Josh:
And this!

Nathaniel:
And this!

White Josh:
And this!

Nathaniel:
And this!

White Josh and Nathaniel:
But what about this?

‘Cause fit, hot guys
have problems too!

Don’t look at us,
we’re not dancing for you!

 It’s just hard to process emotions

with our clothes on

...clothes on...clothes on...

Our pecs are perfect
but we have bad days!

So don’t objectify us

with your male and female gaze!


 We have childhood traumas
just like you

‘cause fit, hot guys
have problems too!

Uhh!

Nathaniel:
Give us back our shirts you monsters!

White Josh:
Yeah! What’s wrong with you?!

White Josh:
Uh, Josh?

Josh:
No!

White Josh:
Hold on, are you actually here,
like in reality?

Josh:
Yeah, this is my new job.
I’m a go-go dancer at this club.

White Josh:
That’s what you meant
by volunteer firemen.
Okay, got it.


Nathaniel:
You want to join our
imaginary song and dance?

Josh:
Sure!


Josh, Nathaniel and White Josh:
‘Cause fit, hot guys
have problems too!

Don't look at us,
we’re not dancing for you!

Leave us alone,
we have to twerk out our sad...

...sad...sad...sad...
sad...sad...sad...sad

We’re expresing our pain
through the art of dance

but we’ll express so much better
without these pants!

There’s so much pressure
when you’re a fit, hot guy

So just let us ugly cry!

Let us ugly cry!


NotesEdit

InspirationEdit

“Fit Hot Guys Have Problems Too” is most likely a parody of the song “Hot Problems” by the the teenage duo of Drew Garrett and Lauren Willey collectively known as “Double Take.” The song was released on YouTube on April 12, 2012 and received mostly negative reviews. Despite its reception the video went viral and garnered over 13 million views. Double Take claimed they made the song as something fun to show off to their friends. They admitted they can’t sing, didn’t think they were that hot and brushed off all criticisms of their performance.

Hot Problems (official single) - Double Take lol

Hot Problems (official single) - Double Take lol

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