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Friendtopia

Friendtopia
Performer(s): Rebecca, Valencia and Heather — First Appearance: "Who Needs Josh When You Have a Girl Group?"
Genre: Dance-pop; Pop-rap


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Friendtopia! A dystopia around our friendship! Friendtopia! Our manifesto is fun!
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— Rebecca, Valencia and Heather


Friendtopia is a musical performance featuring Rebecca Bunch, Valencia Perez and Heather Davis. In the song they celebrate their new friendship and also make plans for world domination. The song was first heard in the Season Two episode "Who Needs Josh When You Have a Girl Group?". The song is track number 16 on the Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: Original Television Soundtrack (Season 2).

Song and lyricsEdit

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Friendtopia The CW

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Friendtopia The CW

Lyrics:

Rebecca:
You have now entered the world
of the Best Friend Squad.
And when you have friends
that are this best
you feel unstoppable.
So prepare to surrender
to the power of friendship
'cause we're going
to take over the world.
Like, actually, we are
actually going to
take over the world.
Well just, just look over there.

When our friends and I
stick together there's
nothing we can't do.
And when I say that
I specifically mean
we're gonna to stage a coup.

Heather:
With the power of our
gossip giggles we'll storm
the Pentagon!

Valencia:
Then celebrate with
bottomless mimosas
on the White House lawn.

Rebecca, Valencia, Heather:
We're going to braid
each other's hair, then cut
each other's braids,
connect the braids,
to build a rope
to hang all of Congress!

Squad goals!

Valencia:
Stay together forever!

Rebecca, Valencia, Heather:
Squad goals!

Heather:
Take control of the banks!

Rebecca, Valencia, Heather:
Squad goals!

Rebecca:
Don't let a man come between us
if he does shoot him in the head!

Rebecca, Valencia, Heather:
O-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h!

Friendtopia!

A dystopia around our friendship!

Friendtopia!

Our manifesto is fun!

Zig-a-zow!

Rebecca:
Now that we have total control
get ready for what's in store!
Our reign will be like
"Sweet Valley High" meets "1984"!

Valencia:
When one of us gets dumped
that becomes Memorial Day
All agriculture will be diverted
into making us RosΓ©.

Heather:
There's a really exclusive sushi place
that never let's us in.
So when we don't get in we say:

Rebecca, Valencia, Heather:
Let's just go home and drink RosΓ©!

Roll call!

Rebecca, Valencia, Heather:
Rebecca!

Rebecca:
The brainy one!
Head of censorship and mind control!

Rebecca, Valencia, Heather:
Heather!

Heather
The cool one!
I put drugs in the water supply!

Rebecca, Valencia, Heather:
Valencia!

Valencia:
The sexy one!
Czar of torture!

Rebecca, Valencia, Heather:
O-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h!

Friendtopia!

We nostalgically watch
"Hocus Pocus"!

Friendtopia!
Aw, I love "Hocus Pocus"!

Friendtopia!
All citizens much watch "Hocus Pocus"!

Friendtopia!
Or they will be killed!

Zig-a-zow!


NotesEdit

ParodyEdit

The song "Friendtopia" is a parody of the British 1990's girl band the "Spice Girls". It specifically seems to be musically based on the single "Spice Up Your Life", while it's a visual parody of "Wannabe".
Spice Girls - Spice Up Your Life

Spice Girls - Spice Up Your Life


For Your Consideration performanceEdit

On April 5, 2017 Aline Brisch McKenna and most of the cast of Crazy Ex-Girlfriend were on stage at the For Your Consideration Emmy event. They performed several songs from Season Two including "Remember That We Suffered" which was sung by Rachel Bloom and Gabrielle Ruiz with David Hull taking the place of Vella Lovell who couldn't be there due to other commitments.
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend LIVE Friendtopia

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend LIVE Friendtopia


Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Songs
Season 1 Songs

🎈 "West Covina"
🎈 "The Sexy Getting Ready Song"
🎈 "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Theme"
🎈 "I'm So Good At Yoga"
🎈 "Feelin' Kinda Naughty"
🎈 "Face Your Fears"
🎈 "I Have Friends"
🎈 "A Boy Band Made Up of Four Joshes"
🎈 "Settle For Me"
🎈 "Sex with a Stranger"

🎈 "I Love My Daughter"
🎈 "I'm a Good Person"
🎈 "I Give Good Parent"
🎈 "What'll It Be"
🎈 "Sexy French Depression"
🎈 "His Status is...Preferred"
🎈 "Where's the Bathroom?"
🎈 "California Christmastime"
🎈 "Women Gotta Stick Together"
🎈 "Dear Joshua Felix Chan"
🎈 "Having a Few People Over"

🎈 "Put Yourself First"
🎈 "Textmergency"
🎈 "Where Is The Rock?"
🎈 "You Stupid Bitch"
🎈 "Group Hang"
🎈 "Romantic Moments"
🎈 "Cold Showers"
🎈 "JAP Battle"
🎈 "Flooded with Justice
🎈 "Gettin' Bi"
🎈 "I'm The Villain In My Own Story"

🎈 "Dream Ghost"
🎈 "I Could If I Wanted To"
🎈 "Clean Up on Aisle 4"
🎈 "Heavy Boobs"
🎈 "I Gave You a UTI"
🎈 "Angry Mad"
🎈 "Oh My God I Think I Like You"
🎈 "After Everything I've Done For You (That You Didn't Ask For)"
🎈 "One Indescribable Instant"

Season 2 Songs

🎈 "Love Kernels"
🎈 "We Should Definitely Not Have Sex Right Now"
🎈 "Just a Girl in Love"
🎈 "Maybe This Dream"
🎈 "Greg's Drinking Song"
🎈 "Ping Pong Girl"
🎈 "The Math of Love Triangles"

🎈 "It Was a S*** Show"
🎈 "We Tapped That Ass"
🎈 "Makey Makeover"
🎈 "Thought Bubbles"
🎈 "Triceratops Ballet"
🎈 "Friendtopia"
🎈 "Stuck in the Bathroom"
🎈 "Research Me Obsessively"

🎈 "You Go First"
🎈 "So Maternal"
🎈 "Duh!"
🎈 "Who's The New Guy?"
🎈 "George's Turn"
🎈 "We'll Never Have Problems Again"
🎈 "Remember That We Suffered"

🎈 "Santa Ana Winds"
🎈 "Let's Have Intercourse"
🎈 "You’re My Best Friend (And I Know I’m Not Yours)"
🎈 "Man Nap"
🎈 "(Tell Me I'm Okay) Patrick"
🎈 "Period Sex"
🎈 "What a Rush to Be a Bride"

Season 3 Songs

🎈 "Where's Rebecca Bunch?"
🎈 "Let's Generalize About Men"
🎈 "You Do/You Don’t Want To Be Crazy"
🎈 β€œI've Got My Head In The Clouds”
🎈 β€œStrip Away My Conscience”

🎈 "The Buzzing From The Bathroom"
🎈 "The Moment Is Me"
🎈 β€œI Go To The Zoo”
🎈 "Scary Scary Sexy Lady"
🎈 "The End of The Movie"
🎈 "Maybe She's Not Such A Heinous Bitch After All"
🎈 "I Feel Like This Isn't About Me"

🎈 β€œA Diagnosis”
🎈 β€œThis Is My Movement”
🎈 β€œFirst Penis I Saw”
🎈 β€œMy Friend's Dad”
🎈 β€œMy Sperm Is Healthy”
🎈 β€œGeorge's Coffee Song”
🎈 β€œGet Your Ass Out Of My House”
🎈 β€œWithout Love You Can Save the World”

🎈 β€œFit Hot Guys Have Problems Too”
🎈 β€œHorny Angry Tango”
🎈 β€œThis Session Is Going to Be Different”
🎈 "Buttload Of Cats"
🎈 β€œBack In Action”
🎈 β€œThe Miracle of Birth”
🎈 β€œNothing is Ever Anyone's Fault”

Season 4 Songs

🎈 "What’s Your Story"
🎈 "No One Else Is Singing My Song"
🎈 "Maybe I'm Just Broken"
🎈 "Meet Rebecca!"
🎈 "Time To Seize The Day"
🎈 "The Cringe"
🎈 "Don't Be A Lawyer"
🎈 "Our Twisted Fate"
🎈 "I Want To Be A Child Star"
🎈 "I've Always Never Believed In You"

🎈 "The Group Mind Has Decided You're In Love"
🎈 "Trapped In A Car With Someone You Don't Want To Be Trapped In A Car With"
🎈 "Farewell, Fair Mustache"
🎈 "How To Clean Up"
🎈 "Forget It"
🎈 "If You Ever Need A Favor In Fifty Years"
🎈 "Hello, Nice To Meet You"
🎈 "What U Missed While U Were Popular"

🎈 "Hungry Vagina Metaphor"
🎈 "Itchy Vagina Metaphor"
🎈 "Funky Vagina Metaphor"
🎈 "Elated Vagina Metaphor"
🎈 "Nostalgia Cat song"
🎈 "Sports Analogies"
🎈 "Gratuitous Karaoke Moment"
🎈 "I Hate Everything But You"
🎈 "I'm Not Sad You're Sad"
🎈 "The Darkness"
🎈 "Anti-Depressants Are So Not A Big Deal"

🎈 "Real Life Fighting is Akward"
🎈 "Etta Mae's Lament"
🎈 "The Tick Tock Clock"
🎈 "I'm the Bride of the Pirate King"
🎈 "Apple Man"
🎈 "The Math of Love Quadrangles
🎈 "Slow Motion
🎈 "Love's Not A Game"
🎈 "There's No Bathroom"
🎈 "Eleven O'Clock"

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Reprises

🎈 "West Covina (I)"
🎈 "West Covina (II)"
🎈 "Settle For Me (I)"
🎈 "Settle For Me (II)"
🎈 "I'm a Good Person (silent)"
🎈 "The Sexy Gonna Do It Song"
🎈 "Trent Is Getting Ready Song"

🎈 "I Have Friends (reprise)"
🎈 "Flooded with Justice (reprise)
🎈 "I Could If I Wanted To (reprise)"
🎈 "Thought Bubbles (reprise)"
🎈 "The Math of Love Triangles (reprise)"
🎈 "Rebecca's Reprise"

🎈"After Everything You Made Me Do (That You Didn’t Ask For)"
🎈"He's The New Guy"
🎈"Face Your Fears (reprise)"
🎈"I'm Just A Boy In Love"
🎈 "One Indescribable Instant (reprise)"
🎈 "Hello, Nice To Meet You (reprise)"

🎈 "Hello, Nice To Meet You (reprise 2)"
🎈 "End of the Movie (reprise)"
🎈"What'll It Be (reprise)"
🎈"Slow Motion (reprise)"
🎈 "JAP Battle (reprise)"
🎈"Love's Not A Game (Reprise)"
🎈"West Covina (Final Reprise)"

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Album Bonus tracks

🎈 "Sex Toys"

🎈 "It's Not Difficult To Define Miss Douche"

🎈 "Santa Ana Winds 6 A.M." (Demo)

🎈 "I'm Just A Girl In Love" (featuring Adam Schlesinger)

🎈 "Settle For Her"
🎈 I'm So Happy 4 U

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