Funky Vagina Metaphor Performer(s): Funky Cat — First Appearance: "I Need Some Balance" Written by: Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen, and Adam Schlesinger
Well I’m the Funky Cat and I appear when something funky's going on around here!
— Funky Cat
"Funky Vagina Metaphor" is a musical performance by the Funky Cat. In this song a figment of Rebecca Bunch's imagination tells her she’s smelling foul in her nether regions. The song debuted in the Season Four episode "I Need Some Balance."
Song and lyrics
What is that smell?
Seems like something funky's going on!
Well I’m the Funky Cat
and I appear when something funky's
going on around here - Yes!
Something funky’s in the air
More specifically it’s coming
from right there!
I know all the funkiest party spots
I may be cool but I’m burning hot!
Funky Cat is all the rage
when something’s off with your pH!
Yeah, I’m having fun
I’m living large!
Just oozing sex and green discharge!
I dance now!
Well if you don’t like the smell of me
You better get to a doctor
on the count of three!