Rebecca:
The night was going perfectly, mi amor.
We were having a romantic Mexican meal.
Or Cali-Mex. Or Cali-Mex Italian -- I don't
Really know what this food is. But our time
Together was cut short, by the enemy of romance.
Beans, White Josh, Ken, Hector:
La, La, La, La, La, La...
Rebecca:
It was a group hang, group hang.
You're so far away in a group hang.
A group hang, group hang.
Do we really need all these nachos?!
It was an intimate date, just you
And me at a magical place where
Refills are free.
Then your buddies showed up and
Tore us apart. They're forces of evil,
A knife through my heart!
Beans, White Josh, Ken, Hector:
Salsa, burritos, taquitos, guacamole
Pizza!
Rebecca:
A group hang, a group hang.
You're just out of reach in a group
Hang. A group hang, a group hang --
Now you're telling a story 'bout
Some dude named Jeffward and the
Time he "sprooshed." Whatever that
Means... Feeling left out, so I jump in
And say
(Spoken)
"I had a friend named Jeff once.
He took bad mushrooms and jumped
Off the roof of our dorm."
It was a group hang, a group
Hang. It just got weird in this
Group hang. Groung hang,
Group hang, it makes me so
Sexy sad!
Hey wanna get a drink at the bar?
Josh:
uhh...ok
Everyone:
Spanish, Spanish, Spanish,
Spanish, Espanol. Arriba!
Spanish, Spanish, Spanish,
Spanish, Espanol, Arriba!
Spanish, Spanish, Spanish,
Spanish, Espanol, Arriba!
Guadalajara, Sicily!
Rebecca:
That's not in Mexico!
Everyone:
Corned beef enchilada.
Pickle taco. Salsa verde
Cheesecake. Bacon tamale.
Root Beer margarita taco stew.
Rebecca:
Does the chef know what Mexico
IS?
A group hang, group hang.
What's this smoky tortilla
Soup thang? A group hang,
A group hang.
(In Spanish)
And now, the most dreaded
Part of the group hang!
The check!
