He's The New Guy Performer(s): Rebecca Bunch and her colleagues — First Appearance: "Oh Nathaniel, It's On!"
He's the new guy not easily reformed by some quirky girl that he met at work.
— Rebecca
“He's The New Guy” is a musical performance by Rebecca Bunch. In this song she tries to convince the staff of Whitefeather & Associates to turn against her ex-boyfriend and their boss Nathaniel Plimpton III. This song was featured in the Season Three episode "Oh Nathaniel, It's On!” it’s a reprise of the Season Two Song “Who's The New Guy?” which is also about Nathaniel.
Song and lyrics[]
Lyrics:
Rebecca:
He’s the new guy
You can’t trust him
He’s a bad guy
Even when he’s nice
Just because you’ve seen him
Show an ounce of vulnerability
do you think that means
He has some secret heart of gold?
Sure there was that one scene
where he pooped his pants in front of you
and by scene I mean he made a scene
well I for one ain’t sold!
He’s the new guy
Not easily reformed by
Some quirky girl that he met at work.
Just because now he
become a series regular
and by season regular I mean
he eats bran in the spring.
Doesn’t mean the show is now called
‘Rich and pompous lawyer’
and by show I mean his favorite show
which by the way is ‘Wings’!?
Tim:
What?
Rebecca:
Screw the new guy
Well I did that and that’s how I know
that he hasn’t changed a bit.
He’s a an evil sociopath who’s
tricked you into liking him.
Why else do you think that
I’m singing this reprise?
And by this reprise it means
whatever just don’t think about it!
Sue the new guy!
Rebecca and the others:
Hub bub hub bub!
Hub bub hub bub!
Hub bub hub bub!
Hub bub hub bub!
Darryl:
Hey, what’s a reprise?
Rebecca:
Darryl shut up!
Trivia[]
Darryl asks "What's a reprise" which could be a reference to this being the first and only time that he's in a reprise.
