I got them Heavy boobs Heavy boobs dense like dyin' stars I got them Heavy boobs Heavy boobs I can't run real far
Let me break down what I just said. Each of my double D's has the volume of a toddler's head Not bitchin' 'bout my boobies they look super fly in shirts but if I swung them in your face you'd be like:
"Oh my God that hurt!" "I'm blind!" "Holy crap!" "I literally can't see!" "I have permanent retinal damage!" "I'm suing you, your heavy boobies!"
Heavy boobs Heavy boobs
dense like dyin' stars
I got them
Heavy boobs
Heavy boobs
they each have their own memoirs!
What you gotta know
is that boobs may be where it's at
but if you cut them open their just
sacks of yellow fat!
Stuff falls into my bra
it's a little bit of a drag!
When I go to bed at night
it's like opening
the Mary Poppins bag!
I got them
heavy boobs
Heavy boobs
dense like dyin' stars
I got them
heavy boobs
Heavy boobs
don't need an airbag in my car!
Here is a list of all of the objects
that I can hold under my boobs:
Stapler Ten pencils
Paperback copy of "Arabian Knights" Dog bone Remote control Hardback copy of "Wuthering Heights"
See, when a star is dying it transforms into a Red Giant and if the Red Giant does not have enough mass to fuse carbon an inert mass of carbon and oxygen builds up in the center transforming Into a dense White Dwarf. And yeah that's like my boobs, that's what my boobs are like.
I got them heavy boobs Heavy boobs dense like the White Dwarf I got them heavy boobs Heavy boobs it'd be a catch at fisherman 's wharf!
I got them heavy boobs heavy boobs don't ever forget that these heavy boobs heavy boobs are just sacks of yellow fat! Like the stuffing of a couch they're just sacks of yellow fat technically meant to feed a baby they're just sacks of yellow fat!
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Inspiration[]
In an Entertainment Weekly interview with Rachel Bloom it’s stated that the inspiration for ”Heavy Boobs” was the Beyoncé song “Diva." It’s also possible the song was influenced by comedian Amy Schumer's "Milk Milk Lemonade."
