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Hello, Nice To Meet You

Hello, Nice To Meet You
Performer(s): Rebecca Bunch & Greg Serrano — First Appearance: "I'm Not The Person I Used To Be"
Written by: Rachel Bloom and Adam Schlesinger


"Hello, Nice To Meet You" is a musical performance by Rebecca and Greg. It debuted in the Season Four episode "I'm Not The Person I Used To Be.”


Song and lyricsEdit

Hello, Nice To Meet You - feat

Hello, Nice To Meet You - feat. Skylar Astin & Rachel Bloom - "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend"

Lyrics:


Rebecca:
Hello, nice to meet you
you've been inside of me

Greg:
Hello, nice to meet you
you broke my heart

Rebecca & Greg:
Pleased to make your acquaintance, stranger
I've spent many years processing my anger
wouldn't know what to say to the person I knew
but it's nice to meet you

Greg:
Oh, ma'am, your baguette!

Rebecca:
It's funny, you remind me of this guy
whom I labeled as toxic

Greg:
Yeah, in a certain light you look like
this girl who screwed my best friend

Rebecca:
Ugh, she sounds like a bitch.

Greg:
Yeah, she kinda was.

Rebecca & Greg:
We've met before
but I really can't place it

Greg:
Oh, was it that time
we ate pizza naked?

Rebecca:
Right! that night was sick
I ate sauce off your--

Greg:
Yes, and that burned

Rebecca:
Ouch.

Rebecca & Greg:
It's nice to meet you
I mean is anyone we meet
really that new to us
We're all the same species
that grew in a uterus

Rebecca:
A kiss is a kiss

Greg:
But to be fair
it's not every day your doc asks,
"how did sauce get in there?"

Rebecca:
Hello, nice to meet you
you seem really cool

Greg:
Hello, nice to meet you
I am indeed really cool

Rebecca & Greg:
If you have a message
for my doppelganger
I'm happy to pass it
along as a favor

Greg:
Tell her I have her scrunchie

Rebecca:
I still have his coat

Greg:
Tell her she kissed good

Rebecca:
Tell him I have notes

Greg:
Ouch.

Rebecca:
Tell him it's sad
that he had to hide

Greg:
Tell her arrabbiata
is not for inside

Rebecca:
Tell him I'm sorry

Greg:
Tell her I am too

Rebecca & Greg:
Now that that's settled
it's nice to meet you
it's nice to meet you
in various meet cutes
it's nice to meet you


Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Songs
Season 1 Songs

🎈 "West Covina"
🎈 "The Sexy Getting Ready Song"
🎈 "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Theme"
🎈 "I'm So Good At Yoga"
🎈 "Feelin' Kinda Naughty"
🎈 "Face Your Fears"
🎈 "I Have Friends"
🎈 "A Boy Band Made Up of Four Joshes"
🎈 "Settle For Me"
🎈 "Sex with a Stranger"

🎈 "I Love My Daughter"
🎈 "I'm a Good Person"
🎈 "I Give Good Parent"
🎈 "What'll It Be"
🎈 "Sexy French Depression"
🎈 "His Status is...Preferred"
🎈 "Where's the Bathroom?"
🎈 "California Christmastime"
🎈 "Women Gotta Stick Together"
🎈 "Dear Joshua Felix Chan"
🎈 "Having a Few People Over"

🎈 "Put Yourself First"
🎈 "Textmergency"
🎈 "Where Is The Rock?"
🎈 "You Stupid Bitch"
🎈 "Group Hang"
🎈 "Romantic Moments"
🎈 "Cold Showers"
🎈 "JAP Battle"
🎈 "Flooded with Justice
🎈 "Gettin' Bi"
🎈 "I'm The Villain In My Own Story"

🎈 "Dream Ghost"
🎈 "I Could If I Wanted To"
🎈 "Clean Up on Aisle 4"
🎈 "Heavy Boobs"
🎈 "I Gave You a UTI"
🎈 "Angry Mad"
🎈 "Oh My God I Think I Like You"
🎈 "After Everything I've Done For You (That You Didn't Ask For)"
🎈 "One Indescribable Instant"

Season 2 Songs

🎈 "Love Kernels"
🎈 "We Should Definitely Not Have Sex Right Now"
🎈 "Just a Girl in Love"
🎈 "Maybe This Dream"
🎈 "Greg's Drinking Song"
🎈 "Ping Pong Girl"
🎈 "The Math of Love Triangles"

🎈 "It Was a S*** Show"
🎈 "We Tapped That Ass"
🎈 "Makey Makeover"
🎈 "Thought Bubbles"
🎈 "Triceratops Ballet"
🎈 "Friendtopia"
🎈 "Stuck in the Bathroom"
🎈 "Research Me Obsessively"

🎈 "You Go First"
🎈 "So Maternal"
🎈 "Duh!"
🎈 "Who's The New Guy?"
🎈 "George's Turn"
🎈 "We'll Never Have Problems Again"
🎈 "Remember That We Suffered"

🎈 "Santa Ana Winds"
🎈 "Let's Have Intercourse"
🎈 "You’re My Best Friend (And I Know I’m Not Yours)"
🎈 "Man Nap"
🎈 "(Tell Me I'm Okay) Patrick"
🎈 "Period Sex"
🎈 "What a Rush to Be a Bride"

Season 3 Songs

🎈 "Where's Rebecca Bunch?"
🎈 "Let's Generalize About Men"
🎈 "You Do/You Don’t Want To Be Crazy"
🎈 β€œI've Got My Head In The Clouds”
🎈 β€œStrip Away My Conscience”

🎈 "The Buzzing From The Bathroom"
🎈 "The Moment Is Me"
🎈 β€œI Go To The Zoo”
🎈 "Scary Scary Sexy Lady"
🎈 "The End of The Movie"
🎈 "Maybe She's Not Such A Heinous Bitch After All"
🎈 "I Feel Like This Isn't About Me"

🎈 β€œA Diagnosis”
🎈 β€œThis Is My Movement”
🎈 β€œFirst Penis I Saw”
🎈 β€œMy Friend's Dad”
🎈 β€œMy Sperm Is Healthy”
🎈 β€œGeorge's Coffee Song”
🎈 β€œGet Your Ass Out Of My House”
🎈 β€œWithout Love You Can Save the World”

🎈 β€œFit Hot Guys Have Problems Too”
🎈 β€œHorny Angry Tango”
🎈 β€œThis Session Is Going to Be Different”
🎈 "Buttload Of Cats"
🎈 β€œBack In Action”
🎈 β€œThe Miracle of Birth”
🎈 β€œNothing is Ever Anyone's Fault”

Season 4 Songs

🎈 "What’s Your Story"
🎈 "No One Else Is Singing My Song"
🎈 "Maybe I'm Just Broken"
🎈 "Meet Rebecca!"
🎈 "Time To Seize The Day"
🎈 "The Cringe"
🎈 "Don't Be A Lawyer"
🎈 "Our Twisted Fate"
🎈 "I Want To Be A Child Star"
🎈 "I've Always Never Believed In You"

🎈 "The Group Mind Has Decided You're In Love"
🎈 "Trapped In A Car With Someone You Don't Want To Be Trapped In A Car With"
🎈 "Farewell, Fair Mustache"
🎈 "How To Clean Up"
🎈 "Forget It"
🎈 "If You Ever Need A Favor In Fifty Years"
🎈 "Hello, Nice To Meet You"
🎈 "What U Missed While U Were Popular"

🎈 "Hungry Vagina Metaphor"
🎈 "Itchy Vagina Metaphor"
🎈 "Funky Vagina Metaphor"
🎈 "Elated Vagina Metaphor"
🎈 "Nostalgia Cat song"
🎈 "Sports Analogies"
🎈 "Gratuitous Karaoke Moment"
🎈 "I Hate Everything But You"
🎈 "I'm Not Sad You're Sad"
🎈 "The Darkness"
🎈 "Anti-Depressants Are So Not A Big Deal"

🎈 "Real Life Fighting is Akward"
🎈 "Etta Mae's Lament"
🎈 "The Tick Tock Clock"
🎈 "I'm the Bride of the Pirate King"
🎈 "Apple Man"
🎈 "The Math of Love Quadrangles
🎈 "Slow Motion
🎈 "Love's Not A Game"
🎈 "There's No Bathroom"
🎈 "Eleven O'Clock"

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Reprises

🎈 "West Covina (I)"
🎈 "West Covina (II)"
🎈 "Settle For Me (I)"
🎈 "Settle For Me (II)"
🎈 "I'm a Good Person (silent)"
🎈 "The Sexy Gonna Do It Song"
🎈 "Trent Is Getting Ready Song"

🎈 "I Have Friends (reprise)"
🎈 "Flooded with Justice (reprise)
🎈 "I Could If I Wanted To (reprise)"
🎈 "Thought Bubbles (reprise)"
🎈 "The Math of Love Triangles (reprise)"
🎈 "Rebecca's Reprise"

🎈"After Everything You Made Me Do (That You Didn’t Ask For)"
🎈"He's The New Guy"
🎈"Face Your Fears (reprise)"
🎈"I'm Just A Boy In Love"
🎈 "One Indescribable Instant (reprise)"
🎈 "Hello, Nice To Meet You (reprise)"

🎈 "Hello, Nice To Meet You (reprise 2)"
🎈 "End of the Movie (reprise)"
🎈"What'll It Be (reprise)"
🎈"Slow Motion (reprise)"
🎈 "JAP Battle (reprise)"
🎈"Love's Not A Game (Reprise)"
🎈"West Covina (Final Reprise)"

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Album Bonus tracks

🎈 "Sex Toys"

🎈 "It's Not Difficult To Define Miss Douche"

🎈 "Santa Ana Winds 6 A.M." (Demo)

🎈 "I'm Just A Girl In Love" (featuring Adam Schlesinger)

🎈 "Settle For Her"
🎈 I'm So Happy 4 U

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