Hello, Nice To Meet You Performer(s): Rebecca Bunch & Greg Serrano — First Appearance: "I'm Not The Person I Used To Be" Written by: Rachel Bloom and Adam Schlesinger
Rebecca: Hello, nice to meet you you've been inside of me
Greg: Hello, nice to meet you you broke my heart
Rebecca & Greg: Pleased to make your acquaintance, stranger I've spent many years processing my anger wouldn't know what to say to the person I knew but it's nice to meet you
Greg: Oh, ma'am, your baguette!
Rebecca: It's funny, you remind me of this guy whom I labeled as toxic
Greg: Yeah, in a certain light you look like this girl who screwed my best friend
Rebecca: Ugh, she sounds like a bitch.
Greg: Yeah, she kinda was.
Rebecca & Greg: We've met before but I really can't place it
Greg: Oh, was it that time we ate pizza naked?
Rebecca: Right! that night was sick I ate sauce off your--
Greg: Yes, and that burned
Rebecca: Ouch.
Rebecca & Greg: It's nice to meet you I mean is anyone we meet really that new to us We're all the same species that grew in a uterus
Rebecca:
A kiss is a kiss
Greg: But to be fair it's not every day your doc asks, "how did sauce get in there?"
Rebecca: Hello, nice to meet you you seem really cool
Greg: Hello, nice to meet you I am indeed really cool
Rebecca & Greg: If you have a message for my doppelganger I'm happy to pass it along as a favor
Greg: Tell her I have her scrunchie
Rebecca:
I still have his coat
Greg: Tell her she kissed good
Rebecca: Tell him I have notes
Greg: Ouch.
Rebecca: Tell him it's sad that he had to hide
Greg: Tell her arrabbiata is not for inside
Rebecca: Tell him I'm sorry
Greg: Tell her I am too
Rebecca & Greg: Now that that's settled it's nice to meet you it's nice to meet you in various meet cutes it's nice to meet you
