Horny Angry Tango
Performer(s): Rebecca Bunch and Nathaniel Plimpton — First Appearance: "Oh Nathaniel, It's On!"
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This is our horizontal, horny, angry tango!
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“Horny Angry Tango” is a musical number performed by Rebecca Bunch and Nathaniel Plimpton III. In this song they sing about their conflicted feelings towards each other. This song debuted in the Season Three episode "Oh Nathaniel, It's On!.”
Song and lyrics[]
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Lyrics:
Rebecca:
I’m clearly not over you yet.
Nathaniel:
I’m clearly not over you either.
Rebecca:
Our love has transformed into hate.
Nathaniel:
Damn! Sex right now would sure be great.
Rebecca and Nathaniel:
This is our horny angry tango!
Nathaniel:
I want to fight!
Rebecca:
I want to bang!
Rebecca and Nathaniel:
This is our horny angry tango!
Rebecca:
We’re truly furious but...
Rebecca and Nathaniel:
Dang! We’re also horny too!
Nathaniel:
I want to tear you limb from limb!
Rebecca:
And put your limbs all over my limbs!
Nathaniel:
Each time we fight I crave you more!
Rebecca:
This would be better on the floor!
Rebecca and Nathaniel:
This is our horizontal tango!
Nathaniel:
We’re both pissed off...
Rebecca:
And yet turned on!
Rebecca and Nathaniel:
This is our horizontal, horny, angry tango!
Now it’s time for six bar long
classic tango dance break.
Nathaniel:
Ow, thorns!
Rebecca and Nathaniel:
Dip!
Nathaniel:
Whore!
Rebecca:
Slap!
Nathaniel:
I cannot slap you back,
because you are a lady.
Rebecca:
That clearly is a double standard.
Rebecca and Nathaniel:
But it’s probably for the best
This is our horny angry tango!
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