I'm So Good At Yoga

I'm So Good At Yoga
Performer(s): Valencia Perez — First Appearance: "Josh's Girlfriend is Really Cool!"
— Genre: Bhangra

As the morning sun kisses the lotus I kiss my own hoo-haa, can you do that?

— Valencia

"I'm So Good At Yoga" is a song Rebecca imagined being sung to her by Valencia Perez in which the yoga instructor boasted about how much better she was than Rebecca. It was first heard in the Season One episode "Josh's Girlfriend is Really Cool!". The song is track number 6 on the Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: Original Television Soundtrack (Season 1 - Vol.1). It is one of several songs from the show to have an explicit version that was released on Rachel Bloom’s Youtube channel racheldoesstuff.

The song with lyrics

Broadcast version

Lyrics: We're in a yoga class Now is the time To let your mind go blank And focus instead On how awesome the yoga teacher is. Look at me, look at me I‛m so good at yoga! Look at me, look at me I‛m so good at yoga! Exhale on another sigh, Rebecca sucks I do stuff with my body That no human should be able to do Like putting my face behind my knees Turning my hand, into a shoe. As the morning sun kisses the lotus I kiss my own hoo-haa, Can you do that? Greet each day, Namaste Screeeeeewww you, you‛re fat Look at me, Look at me I‛m so good at yoga! Look at me, look at me I‛m so good at yoga! Look at her, look at her, Look at her, look at her-- I‛m so much better than you! If you want to just stay in child‛s pose, it‛s totally fine (No, I‛m good I‛m an adult!) I‛m not afraid to get tattoos and they are all in Sanskrit (Panther!) Butt stuff doesn‛t hurt at all, most times I prefer it (That‛s what this tattoo says) Look at her, look at her, I‛m so good at yoga! Look at her, look at her, I orgasm instantly! Look at her, look at her, I‛m not afraid of clowns and trains! Look at her, look at her, My father didn‛t leave me! Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah, nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah, nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah. Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah, nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah, nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah. I‛m so good at yoga… Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah, nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah, nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah.

Explicit version

Lyrics: We're in a yoga class Now is the time to let your mind go blank And focus instead On how awesome the yoga teacher is Look at me, look at me I‛m so good at yoga Look at me, look at me I‛m so good at yoga Exhale on another sigh, Rebecca sucks I do SHIT, with my body That no human, should be able to do Like putting my face, behind my knees Turning my hand, into a shoe As the morning sun kisses the lotus I kiss my own pussy. Can you do that? Greet each day, Namaste FUUUUUUUUUCK you, you‛re fat Look at me, Look at me I‛m so good at yoga Look at me, look at me I‛m so good at yoga Look at her, look at her Look at her, look at her-- I‛m so much better than you! If you want to just stay in child‛s pose, it‛s totally fine No, I‛m good, I‛m an adult… I‛m not afraid to get tattoos and they are all in Sanskrit (Panther!) ANAL doesn‛t hurt at all, most times I prefer it (That‛s what this tattoo says) Look at her, look at her, I‛m so good at yoga Look at her, look at her, I cuuuuuuuum vaginally Look at her, look at her, I‛m not afraid of clowns and trains Look at her, look at her, My father didn‛t leave me Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah, nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah, nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah. Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah, nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah, nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah. I‛m so good at yoga… Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah, nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah, nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah

Notes

Concert performance

A live performance of this song was done in a concert special with Gabrielle Ruiz saying "Rachel Bloom sucks" instead of "Rebecca sucks".