I'm a Good Person

I'm a Good Person
Performer(s): Rebecca — First Appearance: ""Josh and I Are Good People!""

I’m a good person, that’s my thing. My nickname is Mother Theresa Luther King.

— Rebecca

"I'm a Good Person" is a song Rebecca sang proclaiming how much better she was than everyone else. This was due to Greg calling her a bad person after she ruined their date by running out on him to sleep with another guy. It was first heard in the Season One episode "Josh and I Are Good People!". The song is track number 14 on the Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: Original Television Soundtrack (Season 1 - Vol.1). It is one of several songs from the show to have an explicit version that was released on Rachel Bloom’s Youtube channel racheldoesstuff.

The song with lyrics

Broadcast version

Lyrics: I’m a good person, yes it’s true! I’m a good person, better than you! I’m a good person, can’t you see? Doctors Without Borders don’t have nothin’ on me! I’m a good person, and if you ask why I’ll spit my good right into your eye. Everywhere I go, I spread such bliss, And if you don’t think so you can kiss My ass, which is made of good. (Hey, that mic cost $300!) Didn’t you know that I’m a good person? I’m pure angel through and through. Doesn’t it show that I’m a good person? So much gooder than you, And you. And you, and you and you. I’m a good person, that’s my thing. My nickname is Mother Theresa Luther King. I’m a good person, get it straight, And when I say good, I really mean great, The best, hashtag humble and blessed! Newsflash, douchebags, I’m a good person, Do what I can for you all the time. That’s how I am ‘cause I’m a good person. I always find time to be kind. (Choking) Sorry, so busy! I’m a good, such a good, real good person! I’m a good person through and through! I’m a good, such a good, real good person! Let me hear you say it, too. Say it. Say it or I’ll kill your husband! I’ll do it, I’ll gut him like a fish! (You’re a good person.) Aw, thank you! I’m a good, such a good, real good person! I’m a good person, yes it’s true! I’m a good, such a good, real good person! I’m a good person, get it? Screw you!

Explicit version

Lyrics: I’m a good person, yes it’s true I'm a good person better than you I’m a good person, can’t you see Doctors without borders don’t have shit on me I’m a good person all over the place I cum my good right into your face Everybody says I’m one good ass chick And if you don’t think so you can lick My balls. Which, again, are filled with good Didn’t you know that I’m a good person I’m pure angel through and through Doesn’t it show that I’m a good person So much gooder than you And you. And you, and you and you I’m a good person that’s my thing My nickname is Mother Theresa Luther King I’m a good person get it straight And when I say good I really mean great The best. Hashtag humble and blessed Newsflash, fuckwads: I’m a good person Do what I can for you all the time That’s how I am cause I’m a good person I always find time to be kind Sorry, so busy I’m a good, such a good, real good person I’m a good person through and through I’m a good, such a good, real good person Lemme hear you say it too Say it. Say it! Or I’ll kill your husband I’ll do it! I’ll gut him like a fish You’re a good person Aw, thank you I’m a good, such a good, real good person I’m a good person, yes it’s true I’m a good, such a good, real good person I’m a good person, get it? FUCK YOU

Notes

A cappella version

At the end of Season Three, after Rebecca pleads guilty, an a cappella version of the song is played over the ending credits.

Concert performance

A live performance of this song was done in a concert special. Before starting the song, Rachel says that she donated to charity while on commercial break. When asked about what charity, she says that the charity name is "Children". Later on, when she threatens people to say she's a good person, she went to the audience and threatened her parents to say she's a good person, and if not, she'll put them in a bad nursing home.