I'm the Bride of the Pirate King Performer(s): Valencia Perez — First Appearance: ""I'm Finding My Bliss"" Written by: Rachel Bloom & Adam Schlesinger
I love the pirate king he calls my name and it means one thing he’s craving my touch, warm and deep, he takes his pleasure even when I’m asleep.
— Valencia, "I'm Finding My Bliss"
"I'm the Bride of the Pirate King" is a musical performance by Valencia Perez. In this song the character Valencia portrays is obsessed with being the bride of a pirate despite how poorly he treats her. Its first appearance was in the Season Four episode "I'm Finding My Bliss."
The song with lyrics[]
Lyrics:
Valencia: When he came to my town upon his ship, he pillaged and plundered and looted “You’re mine now!” he said, with a devilish grin “Submit or be executed!” yet, now that I'm his bride, I feel nothing but warmth deep inside!
I love the pirate king I sit on his lap and to him I sing he calls me his sparrow, his lamb, his pet his rough pirate kisses, I’ll never forget he hits me but he don’t mean no harm those slaps are part of his pirate-ish charm sometimes I say, “stop it,” but deep down I know if I didn’t like it, I would have left long ago!
I love the pirate king he calls my name and it means one thing he’s craving my touch, warm and deep he takes his pleasure even when I’m asleep. If I die at his hand, it won’t be a surprise ‘cause my love for the pirate king is true and pure and wise,
