If You Ever Need A Favor In Fifty Years Performer(s): Naomi Bunch and Elayne — First Appearance: "I Will Help You" Written by: Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen, and Adam Schlesinger — Genre: Camp Song
"If You Ever Need A Favor In Fifty Years" is a musical performance by Naomi Bunch and her friend. This song is from a camp Naomi and her friend Elayne attended when they were kids. It debuted in the Season Four episode "I Will Help You."
Song and lyrics[]
Lyrics:
Naomi & Elayne:
IF YOU EVER NEED A FAVOR IN FIFTY YEARS
JUST CALL A CAMP KAVETCHA GIRL
IF YOU’RE CRYING OFF YOUR MAKEUP WITH ALL YOUR TEARS
JUST CALL A CAMP KAVETCHA GIRL
Naomi:
NO MATTER WHAT THE ISSUE
Elayne:
SHE ALWAYS HAS A TISSUE
Naomi:
SHE KEEPS ‘EM IN HER PRADA BAG
Elayne:
NO MATTER IF YOU WANNA SCREAM
Naomi:
OR YOU NEED SOME WRINKLE CREAM
Elayne:
SHE ALSO KEEPS THAT IN HER PRADA BAG
Naomi & Elayne:
IF YOU EVER NEED A FAVOR IN FIFTY YEARS
JUST CALL A CAMP KAVETCHA GIRL
IF YOU’RE EVER PARALYZED BY YOUR DEEPEST FEARS
JUST CALL A CAMP KAVETCHA GIRL
Naomi:
IF YOU’RE HONORED FOR YOUR MITZVAHS
Elayne:
CALL A CAMP KAVETCHA SISTER
Naomi:
IF SHE’S FAMOUS AND SHE’S DISTANT
Elayne:
GET IN TOUCH WITH HER ASSISTANT
Naomi:
IF YOU STILL CAN’T FIND HER
Elayne:
HAVE YOUR DAUGHTER’S GOYISH FRIEND REMIND HER
Naomi & Elayne:
THAAAAAAT…
WHEN YOU’RE IN A PINCH WE’LL GETCHA
‘CAUSE WE’RE ALWAYS THERE YOU BETCHA
I’M SO GLAD I METCHA
HERE AT SWANKY CAMP KAVETCHA
IF YOU NEED ME I’LL COME RUNNING
‘CAUSE OUR PARENTS SPENT THE MONEY
TO MAKE US ALL
CAMP KAVETCHA GIRLS!
MY DAD’S A ––
