If You Ever Need A Favor In Fifty Years

If You Ever Need A Favor In Fifty Years
Performer(s): Naomi Bunch and Elayne — First Appearance: "I Will Help You"
Written by: Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen, and Adam Schlesinger — Genre: Camp Song

"If You Ever Need A Favor In Fifty Years" is a musical performance by Naomi Bunch and her friend. This song is from a camp Naomi and her friend Elayne attended when they were kids. It debuted in the Season Four episode "I Will Help You."

Song and lyrics

Lyrics: Naomi & Elayne: IF YOU EVER NEED A FAVOR IN FIFTY YEARS JUST CALL A CAMP KAVETCHA GIRL IF YOU’RE CRYING OFF YOUR MAKEUP WITH ALL YOUR TEARS JUST CALL A CAMP KAVETCHA GIRL Naomi: NO MATTER WHAT THE ISSUE Elayne: SHE ALWAYS HAS A TISSUE Naomi: SHE KEEPS ‘EM IN HER PRADA BAG Elayne: NO MATTER IF YOU WANNA SCREAM Naomi: OR YOU NEED SOME WRINKLE CREAM Elayne: SHE ALSO KEEPS THAT IN HER PRADA BAG Naomi & Elayne: IF YOU EVER NEED A FAVOR IN FIFTY YEARS JUST CALL A CAMP KAVETCHA GIRL IF YOU’RE EVER PARALYZED BY YOUR DEEPEST FEARS JUST CALL A CAMP KAVETCHA GIRL Naomi: IF YOU’RE HONORED FOR YOUR MITZVAHS Elayne: CALL A CAMP KAVETCHA SISTER Naomi: IF SHE’S FAMOUS AND SHE’S DISTANT Elayne: GET IN TOUCH WITH HER ASSISTANT Naomi: IF YOU STILL CAN’T FIND HER Elayne: HAVE YOUR DAUGHTER’S GOYISH FRIEND REMIND HER Naomi & Elayne: THAAAAAAT… WHEN YOU’RE IN A PINCH WE’LL GETCHA ‘CAUSE WE’RE ALWAYS THERE YOU BETCHA I’M SO GLAD I METCHA HERE AT SWANKY CAMP KAVETCHA IF YOU NEED ME I’LL COME RUNNING ‘CAUSE OUR PARENTS SPENT THE MONEY TO MAKE US ALL CAMP KAVETCHA GIRLS! MY DAD’S A –– Naomi: DENTIST! Elayne: BANKER!