Itchy Vagina Metaphor Performer(s): Itchy Cat — First Appearance: "I Need Some Balance" Written by: Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen, and Adam Schlesinger
Get that dissolving egg that runs down your leg so I can stop being the
Itchy Cat!
— Itchy Cat
"Itchy Vagina Metaphor" is a musical performance by the Itchy Cat. In this song a figment of Rebecca Bunch's imagination tells her she has a yeast infection. The song debuted in the Season Four episode "I Need Some Balance."
Song and lyrics[]
Lyrics:
Cat chorus:
You thought you were done
with the whispered cat verse
but we’re not done with you
so grab your purse.
Itchy Cat:
If you haven’t guessed
I’m the Itchy Cat.
Need aloe or some Monistat
Otherwise I’ll stay and Moni-scat
Scabbadoodoo, babbadoodoo, skeedleedee
Scratchy, scratchy scatty scratch
You wore those cheap, old, shoddy pants
Now I’m doing an experimental itchy dance
I have to hide myself away
This feline can’t come out to play!
So get me some lotion potion stat!
To scratch this scratchy scatty cat!
This itchy scratchy scatty cat!
Get that dissolving egg
that runs down your leg.
So I can stop being the
Itchy Cat!
