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JAP Battle (reprise)

JAP Battle (reprise)
Performer(s): Rebecca Bunch and Audra LevineFirst Appearance: "I Need to Find My Frenemy"
Written by: Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen, Adam Schlesinger and Zach Sherwin

It’s a head-to-head yasher koach mazel tov off
— Rebecca and Audra

JAP Battle (reprise) is a musical number performed by Rebecca Bunch and Audra Levine. In the number they decide to compliment each other instead of fighting. This song was performed in the episode "I Need to Find My Frenemy".

The song with lyrics[]


All of our lives you were toxic, obnoxious.
Now though, you've brought me from nauseous to naches.
I'm proud of you, Bunch,
you're a grown-up, you got this.
Kol hakavod, you're a goddess.

But you're so responsible,
career's on sizzle,
husband, ditto,
three great kiddos.
You've got competence, class,
plus a skinny-ass waist
and a toned-ass ass.

Well, you've got a free spirit,
which I see and commend.
So, like 2 chainz without the "NZ" at the end.
I wish you double chai
for following the tug
of the heart behind your 36 triple-D jugs.

Wow, what a boost for my confidence!

Yeah, I mean, I gotta give it up,
I'm pretty good at giving compliments.

Nice bubble, bubbeleh, I really hate to pop it,
But nobody's got a plaudit any hotter than I drop it.

Audra & Rebecca:
This is...

A JAP praise fight.

Audra & Rebecca:
Half affirmation

Half cage fight

Audra & Rebecca:
Killing you with kindness

Yeah, you're dang right

Audra & Rebecca:
It’s a head-to-head yasher koach mazel tov off

You know what?
Let's squash it, you're awesome.

Seconded! Same!
Rebecca-wise, my game recognize game.

Thanks, I appreciate that!

Yeah, I mean, there's a reason I'm called "esteem Queen Levine".

Can it with the accolades-slash-shade-catapulting,
You are the one who is great at adulting.
All your hard work. ultimately resulting in triumph.

Damn, that's some sneaky insulting.
Skip the emotional judo,
I am the B. Knowles-Carter of kudos.

I'm the Lebron James of acclaim.

Then you might as well call me the Michelle of the kvell.

Go to hell!

Audra & Rebecca:
This is...

A JAP cheer scrimmage.

Audra & Rebecca:
Like a rap battle,

But the mirror image.

Audra & Rebecca:
Both of us'll feel great,

When we're finished.

Giving a dope-slap of DAP to this JAP...

Which does stand for Jewish-American Princess, a term that, on one hand, does reinforce
negative, negative stereotypes about both Jews and women but, on the other hand, is a term
that we want to reclaim and own. Also, should acknowledge that me saying “dap to this jap” is
appropriative and a little problematic, if we’re being honest.

This is touchy stuff and it's pretty complicated,
But I noticed the dynamic and I though that I should name it,
Just like I hated you, but I kinda like you,
This song's another thing I can see two sides to.

Terrific self-awareness.

Knock it off, Audra!
You never stop, do you?

Can't and don't wanna!

You're a wonderful lady,
But and insufferable baby.

Should we make out?

What?! No!


Jewish vocabulary[]

  • Naches: refers to someone giving someone else joy because of their achievements, usually refers to parents who are taking pride in their children.
  • Kol hakavod: means "well done", and is said when praising someone for their achievements or action.
  • chai: the Hebrew word for "alive". in gematria, the word chai has a value of 18, and because of the number 18 being associated with the word "alive" it is considered a lucky number. 36 is also a multiple of 18.
  • yasher koach: also means "well done".
  • mazel tov: another phrase that means "well done".
  • kvell: means taking pride in someone else's actions and achievements.

People mentioned[]

  • Beyoncé (B. Knowles-Carter) is considered to be one of the best musicians nowadays, and mentioned when Audra wants to say that she is the best at kudos.
  • LeBron James is considered to be one of the best basketball players nowadays, and mentioned when Rebecca wants to say that she is the best at acclaim.
  • Michelle Obama was the first lady of the US, and mentioned when Audra wants to say that she is the first one to take pride in Rebecca.

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Songs
Season 1 Songs

🎈 "West Covina"
🎈 "The Sexy Getting Ready Song"
🎈 "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Theme"
🎈 "I'm So Good At Yoga"
🎈 "Feelin' Kinda Naughty"
🎈 "Face Your Fears"
🎈 "I Have Friends"
🎈 "A Boy Band Made Up of Four Joshes"
🎈 "Settle For Me"
🎈 "Sex with a Stranger"

🎈 "I Love My Daughter"
🎈 "I'm a Good Person"
🎈 "I Give Good Parent"
🎈 "What'll It Be"
🎈 "Sexy French Depression"
🎈 "His Status is...Preferred"
🎈 "Where's the Bathroom?"
🎈 "California Christmastime"
🎈 "Women Gotta Stick Together"
🎈 "Dear Joshua Felix Chan"
🎈 "Having a Few People Over"

🎈 "Put Yourself First"
🎈 "Textmergency"
🎈 "Where Is The Rock?"
🎈 "You Stupid Bitch"
🎈 "Group Hang"
🎈 "Romantic Moments"
🎈 "Cold Showers"
🎈 "JAP Battle"
🎈 "Flooded with Justice
🎈 "Gettin' Bi"
🎈 "I'm The Villain In My Own Story"

🎈 "Dream Ghost"
🎈 "I Could If I Wanted To"
🎈 "Clean Up on Aisle 4"
🎈 "Heavy Boobs"
🎈 "I Gave You a UTI"
🎈 "Angry Mad"
🎈 "Oh My God I Think I Like You"
🎈 "After Everything I've Done For You (That You Didn't Ask For)"
🎈 "One Indescribable Instant"

Season 2 Songs

🎈 "Love Kernels"
🎈 "We Should Definitely Not Have Sex Right Now"
🎈 "Just a Girl in Love"
🎈 "Maybe This Dream"
🎈 "Greg's Drinking Song"
🎈 "Ping Pong Girl"
🎈 "The Math of Love Triangles"

🎈 "It Was a S*** Show"
🎈 "We Tapped That Ass"
🎈 "Makey Makeover"
🎈 "Thought Bubbles"
🎈 "Triceratops Ballet"
🎈 "Friendtopia"
🎈 "Stuck in the Bathroom"
🎈 "Research Me Obsessively"

🎈 "You Go First"
🎈 "So Maternal"
🎈 "Duh!"
🎈 "Who's The New Guy?"
🎈 "George's Turn"
🎈 "We'll Never Have Problems Again"
🎈 "Remember That We Suffered"

🎈 "Santa Ana Winds"
🎈 "Let's Have Intercourse"
🎈 "You’re My Best Friend (And I Know I’m Not Yours)"
🎈 "Man Nap"
🎈 "(Tell Me I'm Okay) Patrick"
🎈 "Period Sex"
🎈 "What a Rush to Be a Bride"

Season 3 Songs

🎈 "Where's Rebecca Bunch?"
🎈 "Let's Generalize About Men"
🎈 "You Do/You Don’t Want To Be Crazy"
🎈I've Got My Head In The Clouds
🎈Strip Away My Conscience

🎈 "The Buzzing From The Bathroom"
🎈 "The Moment Is Me"
🎈I Go To The Zoo
🎈 "Scary Scary Sexy Lady"
🎈 "The End of The Movie"
🎈 "Maybe She's Not Such A Heinous Bitch After All"
🎈 "I Feel Like This Isn't About Me"

🎈A Diagnosis
🎈This Is My Movement
🎈First Penis I Saw
🎈My Friend's Dad
🎈My Sperm Is Healthy
🎈George's Coffee Song
🎈Get Your Ass Out Of My House
🎈Without Love You Can Save the World

🎈Fit Hot Guys Have Problems Too
🎈Horny Angry Tango
🎈This Session Is Going to Be Different
🎈 "Buttload Of Cats"
🎈Back In Action
🎈The Miracle of Birth
🎈Nothing is Ever Anyone's Fault

Season 4 Songs

🎈 "What’s Your Story"
🎈 "No One Else Is Singing My Song"
🎈 "Maybe I'm Just Broken"
🎈 "Meet Rebecca!"
🎈 "Time To Seize The Day"
🎈 "The Cringe"
🎈 "Don't Be A Lawyer"
🎈 "Our Twisted Fate"
🎈 "I Want To Be A Child Star"
🎈 "I've Always Never Believed In You"

🎈 "The Group Mind Has Decided You're In Love"
🎈 "Trapped In A Car With Someone You Don't Want To Be Trapped In A Car With"
🎈 "Farewell, Fair Mustache"
🎈 "How To Clean Up"
🎈 "Forget It"
🎈 "If You Ever Need A Favor In Fifty Years"
🎈 "Hello, Nice To Meet You"
🎈 "What U Missed While U Were Popular"

🎈 "Hungry Vagina Metaphor"
🎈 "Itchy Vagina Metaphor"
🎈 "Funky Vagina Metaphor"
🎈 "Elated Vagina Metaphor"
🎈 "Nostalgia Cat song"
🎈 "Sports Analogies"
🎈 "Gratuitous Karaoke Moment"
🎈 "I Hate Everything But You"
🎈 "I'm Not Sad You're Sad"
🎈 "The Darkness"
🎈 "Anti-Depressants Are So Not A Big Deal"

🎈 "Real Life Fighting is Akward"
🎈 "Etta Mae's Lament"
🎈 "The Tick Tock Clock"
🎈 "I'm the Bride of the Pirate King"
🎈 "Apple Man"
🎈 "The Math of Love Quadrangles
🎈 "Slow Motion
🎈 "Love's Not A Game"
🎈 "There's No Bathroom"
🎈 "Eleven O'Clock"

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Reprises

🎈 "West Covina (I)"
🎈 "West Covina (II)"
🎈 "Settle For Me (I)"
🎈 "Settle For Me (II)"
🎈 "I'm a Good Person (silent)"
🎈 "The Sexy Gonna Do It Song"
🎈 "Trent Is Getting Ready Song"

🎈 "I Have Friends (reprise)"
🎈 "Flooded with Justice (reprise)
🎈 "I Could If I Wanted To (reprise)"
🎈 "Thought Bubbles (reprise)"
🎈 "The Math of Love Triangles (reprise)"
🎈 "Rebecca's Reprise"

🎈"After Everything You Made Me Do (That You Didn’t Ask For)"
🎈"He's The New Guy"
🎈"Face Your Fears (reprise)"
🎈"I'm Just A Boy In Love"
🎈 "One Indescribable Instant (reprise)"
🎈 "Hello, Nice To Meet You (reprise)"

🎈 "Hello, Nice To Meet You (reprise 2)"
🎈 "End of the Movie (reprise)"
🎈"What'll It Be (reprise)"
🎈"Slow Motion (reprise)"
🎈 "JAP Battle (reprise)"
🎈"Love's Not A Game (Reprise)"
🎈"West Covina (Final Reprise)"

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Album Bonus tracks

🎈 "Sex Toys"

🎈 "It's Not Difficult To Define Miss Douche"

🎈 "Santa Ana Winds 6 A.M." (Demo)

🎈 "I'm Just A Girl In Love" (featuring Adam Schlesinger)

🎈 "Settle For Her"
🎈 I'm So Happy 4 U