FANDOM


Love's Not A Game

Love's Not A Game
Performer(s): Josh Wilson and Rebecca’s friends — First Appearance: ""I Have a Date Tonight""
Written by: Rachel Bloom & Adam Schlesinger

Quote
Love's not a game, Love's not a game...that being said, let’s make it rain!
EndQuote
— WhiJo, "I Have a Date Tonight"


"Love's Not A Game" is a musical performance by Josh Wilson accompanied by acquaintances of Rebecca Bunch. In this song Rebecca's friends bet on whether she’ll choose Josh, Nathaniel or Greg to be with. Its first appearance was in the Season Four episode "I Have a Date Tonight."


The song with lyricsEdit

Love's Not A Game - "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend"

Love's Not A Game - "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend"

Lyrics:

White Josh:
HOW DARE YOU PLAY WITH LOVE?
HAVE YOU NO DECENCY?
LOVE IS WHAT CREATED
HIM AND HIM
AND HER AND ME

HOW DARE YOU PLAY WITH LOVE?
IS NOTHING SACRED TO YOU, LADY SIR?

Paula:
I think the word is just ma’am.

White Josh:
LOVE IS WHAT UNITES
ME AND YOU
AND HIM AND HER

AND HIM AND HIM
AND ME AS WELL

JK LOL.

White Josh:
LOVE’S NOT A GAME
LOVE’S NOT A GAME
NONE OF US WOULD EVER SAY LOVE’S A GAME.

THAT WOULD BE BAD
YOU CAN BE SURE-A
BUT I’M IN THE MOOD TO WEAR THIS COOL FEDORA

Everyone:
LOVE’S NOT A GAME
LOVE’S NOT A GAME
WE WOULD NEVER PLAY WITH LOVE
LIKE IT’S A GAME

Jim:
BUT IF WE DID

Tim:
AND THAT WOULD BE WRONG

Jim & Tim:
WE’D PUT 30 BUCKS DOWN THAT JOSH HAS THE BIGGEST SCHLONG

Hector:
Oh interesting, I’ll double that.

Paula:
I’ll triple that.

Kevin:
LOVE IS NOT OLYMPIANS
SPRINTING DOWN COURSES

Heather:
THEY’RE OUR DEAR FRIENDS
THEY ARE NOT HORSES

Darryl:
THEIR LOVE IS PURE
GROOM MEETS BRIDE

Maya:
SO WE’D NEVER SPOIL IT
WITH A DEATH POOL ON THE SIDE

Mrs. Hernandez:
Josh. Age 52. Parasailing accident.

Maya:
That’s so smart. Same.

White Josh:
LOVE’S AN END GAME
BUT IT’S NOT A GAME

George:
OUR MOUTHS KEEP SAYING THAT
BUT OUR HANDS NEED CHANGE

Valencia:
PUT 30 ON RED
POETICALLY
FOR RED’S THE COLOR
OF A HEART THAT BEATS FREE

Red is also Greg. It – it’s Greg.

Everyone:
WE DEFINITELY SHOULDN’T DO THIS
WE DEFINITELY SHOULDN’T DO THIS
THIS IS BAD, THIS IS BAD
WE’RE GOING TO HELL
THIS IS BAD!

Father Brah:
I WILL GIVE MY COUNSEL
AS A GRADUATE OF PRIEST SCHOOL

AJ:
Pre-school?

Father Brah:
No, priest school.

I JUST TALKED TO JESUS
AND HE SAID THAT IT’S COOL

Everyone:
JESUS SAID IT’S COOL.

Sunil:
BILLS! BILLS! BROADWAY PLAYBILLS!
FLOPS ONLY APPRECIATE OVER TIME.

Everyone:
ODDS! SIXES!
DICE! MONOGAMY!

White Josh:
LOVE’S NOT A GAME
LOVE’S NOT A GAME
THAT BEING SAID, LET’S MAKE IT RAIN!

WHILE CUPID FLIES
IN FROM ABOVE

Everyone:
THE GROUP MIND HAS DECIDED TO BET ON LOVE

LOVE’S NOT A GAME
LOVE’S NOT A GAME
LOVE’S NOT A GAME

JOSH SHOULD BE WARY OF PARASAILS!


TriviaEdit

  • This song is an homage to the musical "Guys and Dolls"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Songs
Season 1 Songs

🎈 "West Covina"
🎈 "The Sexy Getting Ready Song"
🎈 "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Theme"
🎈 "I'm So Good At Yoga"
🎈 "Feelin' Kinda Naughty"
🎈 "Face Your Fears"
🎈 "I Have Friends"
🎈 "A Boy Band Made Up of Four Joshes"
🎈 "Settle For Me"
🎈 "Sex with a Stranger"

🎈 "I Love My Daughter"
🎈 "I'm a Good Person"
🎈 "I Give Good Parent"
🎈 "What'll It Be"
🎈 "Sexy French Depression"
🎈 "His Status is...Preferred"
🎈 "Where's the Bathroom?"
🎈 "California Christmastime"
🎈 "Women Gotta Stick Together"
🎈 "Dear Joshua Felix Chan"
🎈 "Having a Few People Over"

🎈 "Put Yourself First"
🎈 "Textmergency"
🎈 "Where Is The Rock?"
🎈 "You Stupid Bitch"
🎈 "Group Hang"
🎈 "Romantic Moments"
🎈 "Cold Showers"
🎈 "JAP Battle"
🎈 "Flooded with Justice
🎈 "Gettin' Bi"
🎈 "I'm The Villain In My Own Story"

🎈 "Dream Ghost"
🎈 "I Could If I Wanted To"
🎈 "Clean Up on Aisle 4"
🎈 "Heavy Boobs"
🎈 "I Gave You a UTI"
🎈 "Angry Mad"
🎈 "Oh My God I Think I Like You"
🎈 "After Everything I've Done For You (That You Didn't Ask For)"
🎈 "One Indescribable Instant"

Season 2 Songs

🎈 "Love Kernels"
🎈 "We Should Definitely Not Have Sex Right Now"
🎈 "Just a Girl in Love"
🎈 "Maybe This Dream"
🎈 "Greg's Drinking Song"
🎈 "Ping Pong Girl"
🎈 "The Math of Love Triangles"

🎈 "It Was a S*** Show"
🎈 "We Tapped That Ass"
🎈 "Makey Makeover"
🎈 "Thought Bubbles"
🎈 "Triceratops Ballet"
🎈 "Friendtopia"
🎈 "Stuck in the Bathroom"
🎈 "Research Me Obsessively"

🎈 "You Go First"
🎈 "So Maternal"
🎈 "Duh!"
🎈 "Who's The New Guy?"
🎈 "George's Turn"
🎈 "We'll Never Have Problems Again"
🎈 "Remember That We Suffered"

🎈 "Santa Ana Winds"
🎈 "Let's Have Intercourse"
🎈 "You’re My Best Friend (And I Know I’m Not Yours)"
🎈 "Man Nap"
🎈 "(Tell Me I'm Okay) Patrick"
🎈 "Period Sex"
🎈 "What a Rush to Be a Bride"

Season 3 Songs

🎈 "Where's Rebecca Bunch?"
🎈 "Let's Generalize About Men"
🎈 "You Do/You Don’t Want To Be Crazy"
🎈I've Got My Head In The Clouds
🎈Strip Away My Conscience

🎈 "The Buzzing From The Bathroom"
🎈 "The Moment Is Me"
🎈I Go To The Zoo
🎈 "Scary Scary Sexy Lady"
🎈 "The End of The Movie"
🎈 "Maybe She's Not Such A Heinous Bitch After All"
🎈 "I Feel Like This Isn't About Me"

🎈A Diagnosis
🎈This Is My Movement
🎈First Penis I Saw
🎈My Friend's Dad
🎈My Sperm Is Healthy
🎈George's Coffee Song
🎈Get Your Ass Out Of My House
🎈Without Love You Can Save the World

🎈Fit Hot Guys Have Problems Too
🎈Horny Angry Tango
🎈This Session Is Going to Be Different
🎈 "Buttload Of Cats"
🎈Back In Action
🎈The Miracle of Birth
🎈Nothing is Ever Anyone's Fault

Season 4 Songs

🎈 "What’s Your Story"
🎈 "No One Else Is Singing My Song
🎈 "Maybe I'm Just Broken"
🎈 "Meet Rebecca!"
🎈 "Time To Seize The Day"
🎈 "The Cringe"
🎈 "Don't Be A Lawyer"
🎈 "Our Twisted Fate"
🎈 "I Want To Be A Child Star"
🎈 "I've Always Never Believed In You"

🎈 "The Group Mind Has Decided You're In Love"
🎈 "Trapped In A Car With Someone You Don't Want To Be Trapped In A Car With"
🎈 "Farewell, Fair Mustache"
🎈 "How To Clean Up"
🎈 "Forget It"
🎈 "If You Ever Need A Favor In Fifty Years"
🎈 "Hello, Nice To Meet You"
🎈 "What U Missed While U Were Popular"

🎈 "Hungry Vagina Metaphor"
🎈 "Itchy Vagina Metaphor"
🎈 "Funky Vagina Metaphor"
🎈 "Elated Vagina Metaphor"
🎈 "Nostalgia Cat song"
🎈 "Sports Analogies"
🎈 "Gratuitous Karaoke Moment"
🎈 "I Hate Everything But You"
🎈 "I'm Not Sad You're Sad"
🎈 "The Darkness"
🎈 "Anti-Depressants Are So Not A Big Deal"

🎈 "Real Life Fighting is Akward"
🎈 "Etta Mae's Lament"
🎈 "The Tick Tock Clock"
🎈 "I'm the Bride of the Pirate King"
🎈 "Apple Man"
🎈 "The Math of Love Quadrangles
🎈 "Slow Motion
🎈 "Love's Not A Game"
🎈 "There's No Bathroom"
🎈 "Eleven O'Clock"

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Reprises

🎈 "West Covina (I)"
🎈 "West Covina (II)"
🎈 "Settle For Me (I)"
🎈 "Settle For Me (II)"
🎈 "I'm a Good Person (silent)"
🎈 "The Sexy Gonna Do It Song"
🎈 "Trent Is Getting Ready Song"

🎈 "I Have Friends (reprise)"
🎈 "Flooded with Justice (reprise)
🎈 "I Could If I Wanted To (reprise)"
🎈 "Thought Bubbles (reprise)"
🎈 "The Math of Love Triangles (reprise)"
🎈 "Rebecca's Reprise"

🎈"After Everything You Made Me Do (That You Didn’t Ask For)"
🎈"He's The New Guy"
🎈"Face Your Fears (reprise)"
🎈"I'm Just A Boy In Love"
🎈 "One Indescribable Instant (reprise)"
🎈 "Hello, Nice To Meet You (reprise)"

🎈 "Hello, Nice To Meet You (reprise 2)"
🎈 "End of the Movie (reprise)"
🎈"What'll It Be (reprise)"
🎈"Slow Motion (reprise)"
🎈 "JAP Battle (reprise)"
🎈"Love's Not A Game (Reprise)"
🎈"West Covina (Final Reprise)"

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Album Bonus tracks

🎈 "Sex Toys"

🎈 "It's Not Difficult To Define Miss Douche"

🎈 "Santa Ana Winds 6 A.M." (Demo)

🎈 "I'm Just A Girl In Love" (featuring Adam Schlesinger)

🎈 "Settle For Her"
🎈 I'm So Happy 4 U

CharactersEpisodesLocationsCast
Community content is available under CC-BY-SA unless otherwise noted.