Love's Not A Game Performer(s): Josh Wilson and Rebecca’s friends — First Appearance: ""I Have a Date Tonight"" Written by: Rachel Bloom & Adam Schlesinger
Love's not a game, Love's not a game...that being said, let’s make it rain!
— WhiJo, "I Have a Date Tonight"
"Love's Not A Game" is a musical performance by Josh Wilson accompanied by acquaintances of Rebecca Bunch. In this song Rebecca's friends bet on whether she’ll choose Josh, Nathaniel or Greg to be with. Its first appearance was in the Season Four episode "I Have a Date Tonight."
The song with lyrics[]
Lyrics:
White Josh:
HOW DARE YOU PLAY WITH LOVE?
HAVE YOU NO DECENCY?
LOVE IS WHAT CREATED
HIM AND HIM
AND HER AND ME
HOW DARE YOU PLAY WITH LOVE?
IS NOTHING SACRED TO YOU, LADY SIR?
Paula:
I think the word is just ma’am.
White Josh:
LOVE IS WHAT UNITES
ME AND YOU
AND HIM AND HER
AND HIM AND HIM
AND ME AS WELL
JK LOL.
White Josh:
LOVE’S NOT A GAME
LOVE’S NOT A GAME
NONE OF US WOULD EVER SAY LOVE’S A GAME.
THAT WOULD BE BAD
YOU CAN BE SURE-A
BUT I’M IN THE MOOD TO WEAR THIS COOL FEDORA
Everyone:
LOVE’S NOT A GAME
LOVE’S NOT A GAME
WE WOULD NEVER PLAY WITH LOVE
LIKE IT’S A GAME
Jim:
BUT IF WE DID
Tim:
AND THAT WOULD BE WRONG
Jim & Tim:
WE’D PUT 30 BUCKS DOWN THAT JOSH HAS THE BIGGEST SCHLONG
Hector:
Oh interesting, I’ll double that.
Paula:
I’ll triple that.
Kevin:
LOVE IS NOT OLYMPIANS
SPRINTING DOWN COURSES
Heather:
THEY’RE OUR DEAR FRIENDS
THEY ARE NOT HORSES
Darryl:
THEIR LOVE IS PURE
GROOM MEETS BRIDE
Maya:
SO WE’D NEVER SPOIL IT
WITH A DEATH POOL ON THE SIDE
Mrs. Hernandez:
Josh. Age 52. Parasailing accident.
Maya:
That’s so smart. Same.
White Josh:
LOVE’S AN END GAME
BUT IT’S NOT A GAME
George:
OUR MOUTHS KEEP SAYING THAT
BUT OUR HANDS NEED CHANGE
Valencia:
PUT 30 ON RED
POETICALLY
FOR RED’S THE COLOR
OF A HEART THAT BEATS FREE
Red is also Greg. It – it’s Greg.
Everyone:
WE DEFINITELY SHOULDN’T DO THIS
WE DEFINITELY SHOULDN’T DO THIS
THIS IS BAD, THIS IS BAD
WE’RE GOING TO HELL
THIS IS BAD!
Father Brah:
I WILL GIVE MY COUNSEL
AS A GRADUATE OF PRIEST SCHOOL
AJ:
Pre-school?
Father Brah:
No, priest school.
I JUST TALKED TO JESUS
AND HE SAID THAT IT’S COOL
Everyone:
JESUS SAID IT’S COOL.
Sunil:
BILLS! BILLS! BROADWAY PLAYBILLS!
FLOPS ONLY APPRECIATE OVER TIME.
Everyone:
ODDS! SIXES!
DICE! MONOGAMY!
White Josh:
LOVE’S NOT A GAME
LOVE’S NOT A GAME
THAT BEING SAID, LET’S MAKE IT RAIN!
WHILE CUPID FLIES
IN FROM ABOVE
Everyone:
THE GROUP MIND HAS DECIDED TO BET ON LOVE
LOVE’S NOT A GAME
LOVE’S NOT A GAME
LOVE’S NOT A GAME
JOSH SHOULD BE WARY OF PARASAILS!
Trivia[]
This song is an homage to the musical "Guys and Dolls".
