Now it's time to celebrate!
Grab a drink and fix a plate!
But before you feel too great...
Remember that we suffered!
Nights like these are filled with glee
noshing, dancing, singing, wee!
But we sing in a minor key
to remember that we suffered!
Being happy is selfish!
Remember that we suffered!
You have no idea what pain is!
Remember that we suffered!
Hey!
I mean would it be such a crime
for the Beastie Boys or Haim
to mention in their songs one time
remember that we suffered!
I don't want to bring up the holocaust
I know! I know! The holocaust!
But the holocaust was a really big deal!
Remember that we suffered!
The DJ is terrific!
Remember that we suffered!
My grandma is a survivor.
Remember that she suffered!
The sweet and the bitter...
Remember that we suffered!
Streisand and Hitler...
Remember that we suffered!
Spielberg and Hitler...
Remember that we suffered!
Have we mentioned Hitler?
I'm just saying that we suffered
When I say 'we' you say 'suffered'!
We...
Suffered!
We...
Suffered!
I can't hear you!
Remember that we suffered!
Hey!
Notes[]
Origin[]
This song is actually based on Rachel Bloom's earlier work, "Think About All the Dead Jews". It was written by Bloom, her song writing partner Jack Dolgen, and her husband Dan Gregor for the 2013 comedy album "Suck It, Christmas!!! (A Chanukah Album)". The lyrics were changed to remove the edgier content for broadcast television.
Original Song and lyrics[]
Lyrics:
When it's time to celebrate
grab a drink and fix a plate
but before you stuff your face
think about all the dead Jews.
When you're having special times like this
A raise at work, your first French kiss
at the very height of bliss
think about all the dead Jews.
No matter what you're doing,
think about all the dead Jews!
Being happy is selfish!
Think about all the dead Jews!
Hey!
When it's game time and you're up to bat
or showing off your brand new hat
or checking out the meme of cats
think about all the dead Jews!
When you're with some hotties on a boat
making them laugh with Sandler quotes
You say "Sex!"
And they say "Totes!"
think about all the dead Jews.
It's a three way, three way, three way
but think about all the dead Jews.
One of them wants to read your screenplay?
Think about all the dead Jews!
And everyone who hates the Jews
'cause so many people hates the Jews!
The Pharaoh!
The Cossacks!
The Nazis!
Jesse Jackson!
Your neighbor!
The UPS guy!
The girl who looked at you weird at The Gap!