Research me obsessively. Uh-huh! Find out everything you can about me!
— Anna hicks
Research Me Obsessively is a musical number Rebecca Bunch and Valencia Perez imagines is being performed by Josh's new girlfriend Anna Hicks. In it she invites both Rebecca and Valencia to to do an online background check on her. The song's first appearance is in the Season Two episode "Who's the Cool Girl Josh Is Dating?".
Song and lyrics[]
Lyrics:
Anna:
Hey, what are you doing
for the next thirteen hours?
Don't do anything healthy.
Don't be productive.
Give in to your desire.
Research me obsessively
Uh-huh!
Find out everything you can about me You know you want to dig for me relentlessly
Uh-huh!
Using every available search tool and all forms of social media
Valencia:
Yes!
Anna: You know you want to look at my Instagram but it's private so Google me until you find out where I went to high school and then set up a fake Instagram account using the name and the photo of someone that went to my high school and hope that I remember that person a little bit
Rebecca:
Ah, no!
Anna: Then request access to my private Instagram from the fake account and in the meantime scour my work Instagram account cause that one's public.
Research me obsessively
Uh-huh!
Find an actual picture of my parents' house on Google Maps You know you want to hunt for me tirelessly
Uh-huh!
It's not stalking 'cause the information is all technically public
Rebecca:
That's true!
That's true!
Valencia;
Very true.
Anna: Check out every guy I used to date
And deduce who broke up with who based on the hesitation in our smiles
So many unanswered questions.
Did I go to the
University of Texas?
Am I an EMT?
Is that my obituary
in which I'm survived
by my loving husband
of 50 years; children
Susan and Mathew
and grandchild Stephanie?
Wait no. That's just all the
people with my same name.
Rebecca and Valencia:
O-h-h-h-h-h!
Anna:
Or is it?
Pay only 9.99 on a
background check web site
to know for sure.
Rebecca:
I'll do it.
Valencia:
Yeah.
Anna; So don't stop,
just research me
obsessively
Uh-huh!
and in lieu of flowers donate to other me's
favorite charity
Rebecca and Valencia:
Aw!
Research me just research me and research me and research me
Oops.
It's three days later.
Parody[]
The song "Research Me Obsessively" is a parody of "Good For You" by "Selena Gomez".
