A version of the song to the same tune called "I Hope Your Penis Falls Off" was almost chosen as the season three song instead of the "You Do/You Don’t Want To Be Crazy". At the stage where it was considered that the third season would have two theme songs, this would be the theme song for the first half of the episodes.
I hope your penis falls off
Cause that would probably hurt the way you hurt me
I hope you drown in medical waste toxic like your kiss
But most of all, I hope that someone says they love you
and finally feel complete
And then abandon you and your penis falls off