I walk oh so slowly, I can only breathe in sighs. My bed smells like a tampon. I'm in a sexy French depression.
— Rebecca
"Sexy French Depression" is a song Rebecca sang to express her sadness over Josh and Valencia having moved in together. It was first heard in the Season One episode "I'm So Happy That Josh Is So Happy!".
The song with lyrics[]
Lyrics:
My eyes are dark from sadness
My lips are red from pain
My bosom heaves with sobs
I'm in a sexy French depression.
I walk oh so slowly
I can only breathe in sighs
My bed smells like a tampon
I'm in a sexy French depression.
(Spoken in French)
I bought a book about John Wayne Gacy online
I go through old AOL instant messenger conversations
with my college boyfriend
I watch porn but can only fixate on
what happened in theses porn stars' lives
to lead them to these careers.
Oooh, Chocolate!
I black out with desert wine.
Oui, je suis garbage.
This grout needs to be redone.
I'm in a sexy French depression.
