Slow Motion

Slow Motion
Performer(s): Gurl Group — First Appearance: "I Need to Find My Frenemy"
Written by: Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen, and Adam Schlesinger

Slow motion, slow motion...we walkin’ in the room in slow motion.

— The Gurl Group

Slow Motion is a musical performance by the Gurl Group. In this song the women fantasize about how great they look together as they slowly cross a casino floor. Its first appearance was in the Season Four episode "I Need to Find My Frenemy."

The song with lyrics

Lyrics: Rebecca, Paula, Valencia, & Heather: SLOW MOTION SLOW MOTION WE WALKIN’ IN THE ROOM IN SLOW MOTION SLOW MOTION SLOW MOTION THAT’S HOW COOL WE FEEL Paula: LOOKING THIS GOOD SHOULD BE A CRIME Heather: ‘CAUSE MY GIRLS AND I BE STOPPIN’ TIME Rebecca: OH MY GOD, WE’RE SO HOT Rebecca, Paula, Valencia, & Heather: EVEN BLINKING LOOKS AMAZING! Valencia: SLAY! Rebecca, Paula, Valencia, & Heather: IF ONLY LIFE WERE AS GOOD AS THIS FEELS LET’S MAKE THE SLOW MOTION REAL BACK TO FANTASY SLOW MOTION SLOW MOTION DON’T TALK TO US, WE’RE IN SLOW MOTION SLOW MOTION SLOW MOTION FINE, THE MGM’S ACROSS THE STREET Heather: DON’T HAVE BILLS TO PAY Rebecca, Paula, Valencia, & Heather: IN SLOW MOTION Valencia: PROBLEMS GO AWAY Rebecca, Paula, Valencia, & Heather: IN SLOW MOTION Paula: IF YOU’RE STRESSED, WHY NOT TAKE A TRIP TO 48 FRAMES PER SECOND Valencia: YAAS! Rebecca: OH NO, OUR ENTRANCE IS ALMOST OVER Rebecca, Paula, Valencia, & Heather: LET’S GO EVEN SLOWER Rebecca: NOT SURE THIS WORKS… Heather: AGREED Rebecca, Paula, Valencia, & Heather: BACK TO NORMAL FANTASY SLOW MOTION SLOW MOTION IT WENT FROM SEXY TO BORING SLOW MOTION SLOW MOTION SLOW MOTION WHATEVER YOU DO, DON’T SNEEZE BUT DEFINITELY LOOK TO THE SIDE FLIP YOUR HAIR PUT ON SUNGLASSES TAKE OFF THE SUNGLASSES... AND JUST… HOLD THEM... I GUESS? SLOW MOTION SLOW MOTION DAMN, WE’RE OUT OF ROOM!

Notes

Parody

This song parodies the slow motion sequences found in films which are used for dramatic effect. One example of such a scene is from the 2003 Quentin Tarantino film "Kill Bill."