So Maternal Performer(s): Rebecca Bunch — First Appearance: "Who Is Josh's Soup Fairy?" — Genre: Minneapolis R&B
Good God! I’m so maternal!
— Rebecca, "Who Is Josh's Soup Fairy?"
So Maternal is a song performed by Rebecca Bunch as she looks after Paula Proctor's son Tommy. Believing herself to be a great babysitter she starts singing about having great maternal instincts. The song's first appearance was in the Season Two episode "Who Is Josh's Soup Fairy?".
Song and lyrics[]
Lyrics:
Podcaster:
On today's episode we're
talking allergies.
Peanuts, dairy, eggs...
how do we let kids be kids
but still keep them safe?
Rebecca: Parenting ain’t harrowing, demanding or dramatic! Let’s face facts, moms say that when they’re not this good at it!
Step aside ladies, give your babies to a Carol Brady level matriarch. The only hard part of it is, how hard I’ll hit this when I knock it out of the park!
Your hands [Raise ‘em up] Your glass [Raise it up] Low expectations [Raise ‘em up] Your children, I’m gonna raise ‘em up! It’s instinctual, I’m a natural, I am tireless multitasktical My mom gave the flame and it’ll burn eternal Damn I’m so maternal!
So maternal! So maternal! So maternal!
Tommy lunch!
Podcaster:
You're listening to "Mom Time Daily"
and we're so honored to have
super mom Rebecca Bunch on
our podcast today!
Rebecca, you are one of the most
incredible moms I have ever seen
even though you don't have any
children and you've only been
babysitting for less than an hour.
How do you do it?
Rebecca:
First of all I want to say what an
honor it is for you to have me on
your podcast.
You know, I think I just instinctively
'get' how to be a mom and that's what
sets me apart from other 'mothers'.
Podcaster:
Agreed! Other mothers are losers!
Rebecca:
Heh, yes.
Rebecca: Gonna keep ‘em warm Gonna keep ‘em safe Gonna keep their homework free of mistakes If a kid get hungry I’ll feed his face A real wholesome meal, piece of cake
Here have a piece of cake.
Energy [let’s bring it up] The volume [DJ bring it up] My spotlight-light [bring it up] Your children, you're gonna let me bring them up It comes easily, it’s effortless Even Gwyneth said "You’re the best at this” on her well respected online journal...
Good God! I’m so maternal!
So maternal So maternal So maternal So maternal
Podcaster:
Parenting is the most rewarding
experience in the world.
If you follow some common sense
guidelines you are bound to succeed.
