Sports Analogies Performer(s): Nathaniel Plimpton III and Josh Chan — First Appearance: "I Can Work With You" — Genre: Rat Pack Swing
We’re sad about our dads...we couldn’t talk to our dads unless we used
sports analogies! Sports analogies! Men feel safe with these empty generalities!
Nathaniel:
We’ve found the common ground
in all men’s personalities.
Josh:
We talk a big game
that’s how we relate.
Nathaniel & Josh:
It’s the easiest way for men to
communicate
Nathaniel:
Hike!
Josh:
It’s par for the course...
Nathaniel:
When you’re in the home stretch
Josh:
to swing for the fences
Nathaniel:
with a full court press
Josh:
we’re on the one yard line
Nathaniel:
inches to go
Josh:
so you’ll pitch and i’ll catch
Nathaniel:
‘Cause it’s our lead to blow
Nathaniel & Josh:
Let's use more
sports analogies
sports analogies
they help men cope with life’s
harsh realities!
Josh:
Let's spew more clichés
Nathaniel:
‘Til we run out the clock
Josh:
Just keep your eye on the ball...
Nathaniel:
The puck...
Josh:
and my shuttlecock
Nathaniel & Josh:
Hey!
Sometimes, when we watch sports,
we get sad
and we make it seem like
we’re sad about the sports
Josh:
but we’re not really crying
about the game at all
Nathaniel:
who really cares about
a game of basketball
Nathaniel & Josh:
We’re sad about our dads
we couldn’t talk to our dads
unless we used
sports analogies
sports analogies
men feel safe with these
empty generalities
Nathaniel:
let’s go for the gold
Josh:
and then we’ll hit the lockers
Nathaniel & Josh:
We're american men
we like all sports
except for soccer
‘cause soccer’s just a bunch
of foreigners running around
Yeah!
