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Strip Away My Conscience

Strip Away My Conscience
Performer(s): Rebecca Bunch — First Appearance: "To Josh, With Love."
Written by: Rachel Bloom, Adam Schlesinger and Jack Dolgen — Genre: Steamy Fosse Dance Number


“
So strip away my conscience peel away my values, rip off my compassion with your teeth.
”
— Rebecca, “To Josh, With Love.”


Strip Away My Conscience” is a musical number by Rebecca Bunch performed for Nathaniel. In this song Rebecca seduces Nathaniel in order to get him to help her get revenge on Josh Chan. This song debuted in the Season Three episode "To Josh, With Love..”


Song and lyrics[]

Lyrics:

Rebecca:
Hear me out.

My whole life
I’ve wanted to be bad...

To be bad.
To be bad.
To be bad.

But whenever I tried
the result was always sad

(so sad, so pathetic, weak and sad)

However now I know a certain beau
who doesn’t worry about what’s decent or right
(that’s you)

Nathaniel:
Yeah, I got that.

So how ‘bout now
you teach me how
to be ruthless and cruel
yeah I’m ready tonight!

So strip away my conscience
peel away my values, rip off
my compassion with your teeth.
Pound away my morals
spank off all my kindness,
expose the dormant
bitch that lies beneath!

You devil lead me to the dark side
like a lamb to the slaughter
and do me in a hot tub
filled with evil 'steada water
Let’s make war not love
all night and day
It’s hot here in hell so
strip it all away.

Stop hitting yourself.

Yeah baby - you’re a soul sucking
corporate piece of trash who
only cares about sex, lies and cash!
So tell me ‘bout your sins
and shock me with their luredness.
Let me be your pupil, let me choke
on your cocksuredness.

(Innuendo)

Strip away my conscience.
Tear away my jew guilt.
Kiss around my sense of right and wrong.

But not on it. it’s sensitive.

Baby it’s such foreplay
if you slither like a moray.

(eel)

It’s worth the discomfort of my thong
You’re like professor snape
in his sad dungeons with his potions
‘cause somehow you don’t have
that sucky thing called emotions!
50 shades of morally grey
and thongs are so uncomfortable so...

Strip it all away...
Strip it all away...
Strip it all away...
Strip it all away!!!

That was just up my butt.


Notes[]

Homage[]

“Strip Away My Conscience” is an homage to the musical number “All That Jazz” from the musical “Chicago”. It’s also pays tribute to the dance style featured in it by famous choreographer Bob Fosse. “All_That_Jazz_“_from_“Chicago”_(2002)

Live performance[]

Rachel Bloom performed this song live in Los Angeles while on the 2018 Craxy Ex-Girlfriend tour. Show choreographer Kathryn Burns and co-star Gabrielle Ruiz (“Valencia Perez”) were Bloom’s backup dancers and provided vocal accompaniment as well. "Strip_Away_My_Conscience"_(CRAZY_EX_LIVE)
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🎈 "The Math of Love Triangles (reprise)"
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