Stuck in the Bathroom Performer(s): Heather, Paula, Valencia and Rebecca — First Appearance: "Who Needs Josh When You Have a Girl Group?" Written by: Adam Schlesinger, Jack Dolgen, Aline Brosh McKenna, Sono Patel — Genre: R&B Opera ("Trapped in the Closet")
And she runs over to the phone panicking...meanwhile Paula's still stuck in the bathroom!
— Heather Davis
Stuck in the Bathroom is a musical performance by Heather Davis, Valencia, Rebecca, Paula and Karen (Angelique). In this song she describes what happened when Paula gets trapped inside the bathroom of her and Rebecca's new place. It as first heard in the Season Two episode "Who Needs Josh When You Have a Girl Group?".
Song and lyrics[]
Lyrics:
Paula:
"Get me out of here!"
Rebecca:
"I am trying!"
Heather: Paula's stuck in the bathroom! This night was already super weird! And now she's stuck in the bathroom! Whoever renovated this house did a terrible job!
Valencia walks up to the beam and says: "I can try. I have a deceptive amount of muscular strength due to my amazing core!"
Paula calls out from the bathroom: "Her little bird arms are not going to do anything."
Then I step up and I'm like: "I'll try." My second sophomore year I took a kinesiology class That's college for gym.
Nothing happens.
Then we all look over at Karen The kind of strange woman who is pretending to be some French chick.
Karen says: "Sorry, Angelique has an upper gastric hernia!"
Gross!
I had enough so I say "We need to call 911!"
She's stuck in the bathroom!
She's stuck in the bathroom!
Let's call 911!
Wow! I can't believe it took us this long to come up with the most obvious solution!
Kind of embarrassing!
Now Rebecca jumps and shouts: "Yes! Yes! Hang in there Paula! We're going to get you out!"
And she runs over to the phone panicking, meanwhile...
Paula's still stuck in the bathroom!
Rebecca:
Shhh...I'm on the phone!
Heather:
Sorry.
Notes[]
Parody[]
This musical number is a parody of the R. Kelly song "Trapped in the Closet". It was a "rap opera" consisting of 33 chapters/songs which the artist released between 2005 to 2012.
