Textmergency Performer(s): Harry, the Lawyers and the clients. — First Appearance: ""That Text Was Not Meant for Josh!"" — Genre: '80s Hair Band
Itβs a textmergency, baby canβt you see. Textmergency, that term just occurred to me. Itβs gonna catch on instantly!
— 80's rock singer
"Textmergency" is a song that played as Rebecca raced to Josh Chan's apartment to delete a text she accidentally sent to him. It was first heard in the Season One episode"That Text Was Not Meant for Josh!".
Time is running out
Youβve got to act now.
Stay one step ahead
Of that moronic text somehow.
Thereβs no turning back
Here in the danger zone.
Youβve got to manually delete that text
From that dudeβs cell phone!
Thank you, officers!
Good luck, Rebecca!
Itβs a textmergency,
Baby canβt you see.
Textmergency,
That term just occurred to me.
Itβs gonna catch on instantly!
Wait, what about texttastrophe?
That sounds better to me!
Texttastrophe!
That could really spread virally!
I prefer textmergency.
I accidentally texted my mother-in-law
A picture of my erection.
I once group texted my whole staff
About my yeast infection.
Exactly! Itβs so relatable,
thatβs why I coined the phraseβ¦
Texttastrophe!
Thatβs the meme, donβt you agree?
All do respect, Textmergency
is the better term, Miss C.
Hmmm, I wanna go with texttastrophe
I already put it on Urban Dictionary.
You fools!
It doesnβt matter what itβs called.
Thatβs right, itβs me
The ghost of Steve Jobs.
What matters is that I control
your lives from the grave!
Technology is slowly alienating
everyone from their loved ones
Ha ha ha ha.
And when you send a few words
to the wrong recipient
and it immediately destroys your life,
thatβs called a messagepocalypse!
Get out of here, Steve Jobs!
Guys, what about that lawyer chick?
Weβve gotten really off trackβ¦
Sheβs searching for the spare key.
Look under the mat!
Itβs clearly hidden in that owl!
Look in that flower pot, hurry!
Hurry up and check that Buddha sconce.
Check the Buddha sconce, check the Buddha sconce!
She did it! Now she can delete the text
She wonβt need to come up with a textcuse!
Texplanation!
Textmergency just flows.
No, dude, texttastrophe, itβs what it is.
Dude, sheβs totally right.
Text-scuse me!