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The Group Mind Has Decided You're In Love

The Group Mind Has Decided You're In Love
Performer(s): Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast — First Appearance: "I'm So Happy For You"
Written by: Rachel Bloom, Adam Schlesinger, and Aline Brosh McKenna — Genre: Classic Broadway Hoedown

The Group Mind Has Decided You're In Love is a song performed by Maya, AJ, Tim, Rebecca, Paula, Heather , Josh, Nathaniel and Valencia. It debuted in the Season Four episode "I'm So Happy For You."

Song and lyricsEdit

The Group Mind Has Decided You're In Love - "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend"

The Group Mind Has Decided You're In Love - "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend"

Lyrics:


Maya:
You say you’ve broken up
That it’s over
Yes you’ve been 'bout
as stubborn as can be!

Rebecca:
You tell 'em Maya!

Maya:
But we see from afar
just how cute you are
and the thought of it
makes everyone all squee!

Rebecca, AJ, Tim & Maya:
Squee squee squee!!!

Tim:
We don’t know why you're
fightin' the inevitable.

Rebecca:
With you Timmy!

Tim:
It’s clear to us
that you are both soulmates.
Plus you’re kinda the only two
LGBTQ
people I know so, to me, it’s clearly fate!

Rebecca, AJ, Tim & Maya:
Fate fate fate!!!

WhiJo:
You need to get out more Tim.

Maya:
It’s confirmed!

Rebecca, AJ, Tim & Maya:
It’s confirmed!

Tim:
It’s official!

Rebecca, AJ, Tim & Maya:
It’s official!

Tim & Maya:
The group mind has decide you’re in love!

AJ:
Court adjourned!

Rebecca, AJ, Tim & Maya:
Court adjourned!

Rebecca:
Now, kiss a little.

Rebecca, AJ, Tim & Maya:
Now, kiss a little.

The mass mob has declared that you’re in love!
Love love love!!!

WhiJo:
Rebecca, don’t you have bigger problems going on right now?

Rebecca:
Yes, and this is a welcome distraction!

Now you might say
We just need a distraction

Darryl:
You just said that!

Rebecca:
Shh!
From the stress and drama of our lives
But I go "lalalala" when you swear
That there's nothing there

AJ:
Your love's the only reason I survive

Darryl:
Sorry, what's your name again?

WhiJo:
Who is this guy?

Rebecca:
It's confirméd

Rebecca, AJ, Tim, & Maya:
It's confirméd

AJ:
It's ah-fficial

Rebecca, AJ, Tim, & Maya:
It's ah-fficial

Rebecca & AJ:
The group mind has decided you're in love!

AJ:
Say "yes" to long-term

Rebecca, AJ, Tim, & Maya:
Say "yes”

Rebecca:
Look what I whittled!

Rebecca, AJ, Tim, & Maya:
Hot dang!

The mass mob has declared that you're in love!
Love love love

Tim:
Everybody stretch!
Time to dance!

[dance break]

Darryl:
What are you guys doing here?

Paula:
We all want you back together, too!

Darryl:
Who’s this guy?

Paula:
I needed a dance partner and i’ve had a really hard week, so please let me have this.

WhiJo:
Okay, so this is not about us anymore.

Darryl:
They’re randomly doing ballet now?

WhiJo:
That is not the correct dance language for this piece.

Nathaniel:
Stop it! Leave these guys alone. For the record, it is possible to be platonically friends with someone you’ve broken up with!

Tim:
Do you really believe that?

Nathaniel:
No, I just wanted to be in the number.

Group:
Kiss kiss kiss kiss!
Dance dance dance dance!
Kiss dance kiss dance!
Kiss-dance kiss-dance kiss-dance
Yay!!!

Group:
It's confirmed, wee-haw!
It's official, yee-hoo!
The group mind has decided you're in love!

Maya:
Hey, where'd he go?

Tim:
Who cares?

Group:
Horse!


Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Songs
Season 1 Songs

🎈 "West Covina"
🎈 "The Sexy Getting Ready Song"
🎈 "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Theme"
🎈 "I'm So Good At Yoga"
🎈 "Feelin' Kinda Naughty"
🎈 "Face Your Fears"
🎈 "I Have Friends"
🎈 "A Boy Band Made Up of Four Joshes"
🎈 "Settle For Me"
🎈 "Sex with a Stranger"

🎈 "I Love My Daughter"
🎈 "I'm a Good Person"
🎈 "I Give Good Parent"
🎈 "What'll It Be"
🎈 "Sexy French Depression"
🎈 "His Status is...Preferred"
🎈 "Where's the Bathroom?"
🎈 "California Christmastime"
🎈 "Women Gotta Stick Together"
🎈 "Dear Joshua Felix Chan"
🎈 "Having a Few People Over"

🎈 "Put Yourself First"
🎈 "Textmergency"
🎈 "Where Is The Rock?"
🎈 "You Stupid Bitch"
🎈 "Group Hang"
🎈 "Romantic Moments"
🎈 "Cold Showers"
🎈 "JAP Battle"
🎈 "Flooded with Justice
🎈 "Gettin' Bi"
🎈 "I'm The Villain In My Own Story"

🎈 "Dream Ghost"
🎈 "I Could If I Wanted To"
🎈 "Clean Up on Aisle 4"
🎈 "Heavy Boobs"
🎈 "I Gave You a UTI"
🎈 "Angry Mad"
🎈 "Oh My God I Think I Like You"
🎈 "After Everything I've Done For You (That You Didn't Ask For)"
🎈 "One Indescribable Instant"

Season 2 Songs

🎈 "Love Kernels"
🎈 "We Should Definitely Not Have Sex Right Now"
🎈 "Just a Girl in Love"
🎈 "Maybe This Dream"
🎈 "Greg's Drinking Song"
🎈 "Ping Pong Girl"
🎈 "The Math of Love Triangles"

🎈 "It Was a S*** Show"
🎈 "We Tapped That Ass"
🎈 "Makey Makeover"
🎈 "Thought Bubbles"
🎈 "Triceratops Ballet"
🎈 "Friendtopia"
🎈 "Stuck in the Bathroom"
🎈 "Research Me Obsessively"

🎈 "You Go First"
🎈 "So Maternal"
🎈 "Duh!"
🎈 "Who's The New Guy?"
🎈 "George's Turn"
🎈 "We'll Never Have Problems Again"
🎈 "Remember That We Suffered"

🎈 "Santa Ana Winds"
🎈 "Let's Have Intercourse"
🎈 "You’re My Best Friend (And I Know I’m Not Yours)"
🎈 "Man Nap"
🎈 "(Tell Me I'm Okay) Patrick"
🎈 "Period Sex"
🎈 "What a Rush to Be a Bride"

Season 3 Songs

🎈 "Where's Rebecca Bunch?"
🎈 "Let's Generalize About Men"
🎈 "You Do/You Don’t Want To Be Crazy"
🎈I've Got My Head In The Clouds
🎈Strip Away My Conscience

🎈 "The Buzzing From The Bathroom"
🎈 "The Moment Is Me"
🎈I Go To The Zoo
🎈 "Scary Scary Sexy Lady"
🎈 "The End of The Movie"
🎈 "Maybe She's Not Such A Heinous Bitch After All"
🎈 "I Feel Like This Isn't About Me"

🎈A Diagnosis
🎈This Is My Movement
🎈First Penis I Saw
🎈My Friend's Dad
🎈My Sperm Is Healthy
🎈George's Coffee Song
🎈Get Your Ass Out Of My House
🎈Without Love You Can Save the World

🎈Fit Hot Guys Have Problems Too
🎈Horny Angry Tango
🎈This Session Is Going to Be Different
🎈 "Buttload Of Cats"
🎈Back In Action
🎈The Miracle of Birth
🎈Nothing is Ever Anyone's Fault

Season 4 Songs

🎈 "What’s Your Story"
🎈 "No One Else Is Singing My Song
🎈 "Maybe I'm Just Broken"
🎈 "Meet Rebecca!"
🎈 "Time To Seize The Day"
🎈 "The Cringe"
🎈 "Don't Be A Lawyer"
🎈 "Our Twisted Fate"
🎈 "I Want To Be A Child Star"
🎈 "I've Always Never Believed In You"

🎈 "The Group Mind Has Decided You're In Love"
🎈 "Trapped In A Car With Someone You Don't Want To Be Trapped In A Car With"
🎈 "Farewell, Fair Mustache"
🎈 "How To Clean Up"
🎈 "Forget It"
🎈 "If You Ever Need A Favor In Fifty Years"
🎈 "Hello, Nice To Meet You"
🎈 "What U Missed While U Were Popular"

🎈 "Hungry Vagina Metaphor"
🎈 "Itchy Vagina Metaphor"
🎈 "Funky Vagina Metaphor"
🎈 "Elated Vagina Metaphor"
🎈 "Nostalgia Cat song"
🎈 "Sports Analogies"
🎈 "Gratuitous Karaoke Moment"
🎈 "I Hate Everything But You"
🎈 "I'm Not Sad You're Sad"
🎈 "The Darkness"
🎈 "Anti-Depressants Are So Not A Big Deal"

🎈 "Real Life Fighting is Akward"
🎈 "Etta Mae's Lament"
🎈 "The Tick Tock Clock"
🎈 "I'm the Bride of the Pirate King"
🎈 "Apple Man"
🎈 "The Math of Love Quadrangles
🎈 "Slow Motion
🎈 "Love's Not A Game"
🎈 "There's No Bathroom"
🎈 "Eleven O'Clock"

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Reprises

🎈 "West Covina (I)"
🎈 "West Covina (II)"
🎈 "Settle For Me (I)"
🎈 "Settle For Me (II)"
🎈 "I'm a Good Person (silent)"
🎈 "The Sexy Gonna Do It Song"
🎈 "Trent Is Getting Ready Song"

🎈 "I Have Friends (reprise)"
🎈 "Flooded with Justice (reprise)
🎈 "I Could If I Wanted To (reprise)"
🎈 "Thought Bubbles (reprise)"
🎈 "The Math of Love Triangles (reprise)"
🎈 "Rebecca's Reprise"

🎈"After Everything You Made Me Do (That You Didn’t Ask For)"
🎈"He's The New Guy"
🎈"Face Your Fears (reprise)"
🎈"I'm Just A Boy In Love"
🎈 "One Indescribable Instant (reprise)"
🎈 "Hello, Nice To Meet You (reprise)"

🎈 "Hello, Nice To Meet You (reprise 2)"
🎈 "End of the Movie (reprise)"
🎈"What'll It Be (reprise)"
🎈"Slow Motion (reprise)"
🎈 "JAP Battle (reprise)"
🎈"Love's Not A Game (Reprise)"
🎈"West Covina (Final Reprise)"

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Album Bonus tracks

🎈 "Sex Toys"

🎈 "It's Not Difficult To Define Miss Douche"

🎈 "Santa Ana Winds 6 A.M." (Demo)

🎈 "I'm Just A Girl In Love" (featuring Adam Schlesinger)

🎈 "Settle For Her"
🎈 I'm So Happy 4 U

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