Rebecca:
What's a girl to do
when she's stuck between men?
It's like she's a Barbie
with two perfect Ken's!
But wait!
It just occured to me!
Maybe I can solve this
with Geometry!
Yes smarts can help this
situation untangle!
So professors...
teach me the math of
Love Triangles!
Yay! Time for book facts!
Professors:
A triangle is a polygon
with three edges and
three vertices!
Take the base
times the height,
cut that in half,
you'll find the area
of the surfaces!
Rebecca:
Uh huh, I wasn't really listening
but I can see...
the center of the triangle
is little ole me!
The math of love triangles
isn't hard to learn.
Professors:
You're not taking in
what we're saying!
We're a little but concerned!
Rebecca:
Yes the math of love triangles
is as simple as can be!
Whichever Tom or Dick
I might pick
the center of the triangle
is little ole me!
Professors:
Actually a triangle
has multiple centers!
This triangle is scalene.
Rebecca:
That's astute!
So I need to decide
which man's more acute!
Professors:
Here's Pythagoras's theorem!
Rebecca:
Will this help me choose?
If not I'll be swinging
from a Hypotenuse!
Professors:
Let's take a look at what
this line bisects!
Rebecca:
Is that spelled
B-I-S-E-X?
Professors:
Those are good puns but
please pay attention!
Rebecca:
On no professors!
Am I facing suspension?
Wee! A swing!
It's literal suspension!
The math of love triangles
isn't hard to learn.
Professors:
We're starting to suspect
You don't sincerely want
to know about triangles!
Rebecca:
Yes, the math of love triangles
is as simple as can be!
I need to choose between men
but until then...
the center of the triangle
is little ole me!
Rebecca:
Is this a triangle?
Professors:
No, that's a shoe.
Is this a triangle?
Professors:
No that's you.
Rebecca:
So I'm a triangle?
Professors:
What?! No!
Rebecca:
1, 2, 3, 6, 8, 3
Go!
Professor:
You don't seem to know how to count.
Professor:
We're sincerely worried about you.
Rebecca:
Catch me!
Professor:
You're ruining the number!
Professor:
This angles right.
Rebecca:
Which angles right?
Professor:
No not right like correct.
Rebecca:
Ooh, are you erect?
Professor:
No, 90 degrees.
Rebecca:
That's really erect!
Rebecca:
The math of love triangles
is super duper fun!
Professor:
We're tired of all your tangents,
That's also a triangle pun!
Rebecca:
Oh, thanks for teaching me man math.
You all deserve a kiss!
Professor:
Lady we're all gay
we get nothing out of this!
Rebecca:
Neither man will notice
my learning disability!
Cause the center of the triangle
is little ole
sexy, little baby
Me-e-e-e-e-e-e!