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+ | | style="border:0px solid black;" |'''Lyrics''': |
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+ | <poem> |
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+ | '''Rebecca''': |
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+ | What's a girl to do |
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+ | when she's stuck between men? |
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+ | It's like she's a Barbie |
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+ | with two perfect Ken's! |
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+ | |||
+ | But wait! |
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+ | It just occured to me! |
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+ | Maybe I can solve this |
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+ | with Geometry! |
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+ | |||
+ | Yes smarts can help this |
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+ | situation untangle! |
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+ | So professors... |
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+ | teach me the math of |
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+ | Love Triangles! |
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+ | |||
+ | Yay! Time for book facts! |
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+ | |||
+ | '''Professors''': |
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+ | A triangle is a polygon |
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+ | with three edges and |
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+ | three vertices! |
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+ | Take the base |
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+ | times the height, |
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+ | cut that in half, |
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+ | you'll find the area |
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+ | of the surfaces! |
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+ | |||
+ | '''Rebecca''': |
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+ | Uh huh, I wasn't really listening |
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+ | but I can see... |
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+ | the center of the triangle |
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+ | is little ole me! |
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+ | |||
+ | The math of love triangles |
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+ | isn't hard to learn. |
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+ | |||
+ | '''Professors''': |
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+ | You're not taking in |
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+ | what we're saying! |
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+ | We're a little but concerned! |
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+ | |||
+ | '''Rebecca''': |
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+ | Yes the math of love triangles |
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+ | is as simple as can be! |
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+ | Whichever Tom or Dick |
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+ | I might pick |
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+ | the center of the triangle |
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+ | is little ole me! |
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+ | |||
+ | '''Professors''': |
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+ | Actually a triangle |
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+ | has multiple centers! |
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+ | This triangle is scalene. |
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+ | |||
+ | '''Rebecca''': |
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+ | That's astute! |
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+ | So I need to decide |
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+ | which man's more acute! |
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+ | |||
+ | '''Professors''': |
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+ | Here's Pythagoras's theorem! |
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+ | |||
+ | '''Rebecca''': |
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+ | Will this help me choose? |
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+ | If not I'll be swinging |
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+ | from a Hypotenuse! |
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+ | |||
+ | '''Professors''': |
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+ | Let's take a look at what |
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+ | this line bisects! |
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+ | |||
+ | '''Rebecca''': |
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+ | Is that spelled |
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+ | B-I-S-E-X? |
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+ | |||
+ | '''Professors''': |
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+ | Those are good puns but |
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+ | please pay attention! |
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+ | |||
+ | '''Rebecca''': |
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+ | On no professors! |
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+ | Am I facing suspension? |
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+ | Wee! A swing! |
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+ | It's literal suspension! |
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+ | The math of love triangles |
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+ | isn't hard to learn. |
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+ | |||
+ | '''Professors''': |
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+ | We're starting to suspect |
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+ | You don't sincerely want |
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+ | to know about triangles! |
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+ | |||
+ | '''Rebecca''': |
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+ | Yes, the math of love triangles |
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+ | is as simple as can be! |
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+ | I need to choose between men |
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+ | but until then... |
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+ | the center of the triangle |
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+ | is little ole me! |
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+ | |||
+ | '''Rebecca''': |
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+ | Is this a triangle? |
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+ | |||
+ | '''Professors''': |
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+ | No, that's a shoe. |
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+ | |||
+ | Is this a triangle? |
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+ | |||
+ | '''Professors''': |
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+ | No that's you. |
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+ | |||
+ | '''Rebecca''': |
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+ | So I'm a triangle? |
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+ | |||
+ | '''Professors''': |
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+ | What?! No! |
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+ | |||
+ | '''Rebecca''': |
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+ | 1, 2, 3, 6, 8, 3 |
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+ | Go! |
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+ | |||
+ | '''Professor''': |
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+ | You don't seem to know how to count. |
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+ | |||
+ | '''Professor''': |
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+ | We're sincerely worried about you. |
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+ | |||
+ | '''Rebecca''': |
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+ | Catch me! |
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+ | |||
+ | '''Professor''': |
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+ | You're ruining the number! |
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+ | '''Professor''': |
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+ | This angles right. |
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+ | '''Rebecca''': |
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+ | Which angles right? |
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+ | |||
+ | '''Professor''': |
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+ | No not right like correct. |
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+ | |||
+ | '''Rebecca''': |
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+ | Ooh, are you erect? |
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+ | |||
+ | '''Professor''': |
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+ | No, 90 degrees. |
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+ | |||
+ | '''Rebecca''': |
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+ | That's really erect! |
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+ | |||
+ | '''Rebecca''': |
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+ | The math of love triangles |
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+ | is super duper fun! |
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+ | '''Professor''': |
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+ | We're tired of all your tangents, |
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+ | That's also a triangle pun! |
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+ | '''Rebecca''': |
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+ | Oh, thanks for teaching me man math. |
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+ | You all deserve a kiss! |
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+ | '''Professor''': |
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+ | Lady we're all gay |
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+ | we get nothing out of this! |
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+ | '''Rebecca''': |
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+ | Neither man will notice |
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+ | my learning disability! |
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+ | Cause the center of the triangle |
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+ | is little ole |
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+ | sexy, little baby |
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+ | Me-e-e-e-e-e-e! |
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+ | </poem> |
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+ | }} |
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Latest revision as of 11:53, 7 August 2020
The Math of Love Triangles is a musical performance by Rebecca Bunch in which she tries to use math to resolve the love triangle between herself, Josh and Greg. In the song, math professors try to help Rebecca in this endeavor. The song first debuted in the Season Two episode "All Signs Point to Josh...Or is it Josh's Friend?". It is track number 8 on the Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: Original Television Soundtrack (Season 2).
Song and lyrics[]
Lyrics:
Rebecca: |
Notes[]
Homage[]
"The Math of Love Triangles" is an homage to the classic Marilyn Monroe performance "Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend". The musical sequence has been referenced in various media, most notably the 1984 Madonna video "Material Girl". |