The Sexy Getting Ready Song

The Sexy Getting Ready Song
Performer(s): Rebecca Bunch, Nipsey Hussle — First Appearance: ""Josh Just Happens to Live Here!""
Written by: Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen and Mike Geier

Summary

You know what? I got to go apologize to some bitches. I’m forever changed after what I just seen.

— Nipsey Hussle, "Josh Just Happens to Live Here"

The Sexy Getting Ready Song was a song sung by Rebecca Bunch featuring the rapper Nipsey Hussle when she was preparing for a house party she thought Josh Chan would be at. Although she was going as Greg Serrano's date, she intended to impress Josh so she spent a long time primping for the event which was a laborious and grueling process. Its first appearance was in the Season One episode "Josh Just Happens to Live Here!". The song is track number 4 on the Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: Original Television Soundtrack (Season 1 - Vol.1). It is one of several songs from the show to have an explicit version that was released on Rachel Bloom’s Youtube channel racheldoesstuff.

The song with lyrics

Broadcast version

Lyrics: Rebecca Bunch: Hey Josh, I wanna look good for you tonight So I’m gonna get in touch with my feminine side. It’s the sexy getting ready song, The sexy getting ready song, Primpin’ and pluckin’, Brushin’ and rubbin’, The sexy getting ready song. --musical interlude— First I make everything So shiny and smooth Chorus: (Oh yeah) Rebecca Bunch: ‘Cause I want my body To be so soft for you. Chorus: (Bye bye, skin!) Rebecca Bunch: I’m gonna make this night One you’ll never forget ‘Cause, boy, I know you like An hourglass silhouette. Let’s see how the guys get ready… It’s the sexy getting ready song, The sexy getting ready song, Fluffin’ and flouncin’, Gigglin’ and ladyin’, The sexy getting ready song. Nipsey Hussle: Hey, look, hop on my *[censored]* With that tight little dress, then Turn that ass around Like you’re tryin’ to impress them… God, what, this is how you get ready? This is some—this horrifying, like some scary movie or somethin’, Like some nasty ass, patriarchal *[censored]*. You know what? I got to go apologize to some bitches. I’m forever changed after what I just seen. Rebecca Bunch & Chorus: It’s the sexy getting ready song, The sexy getting ready song, It’s the sexy getting ready song, Body rolls are really hard. It’s the sexy getting ready song, The sexy getting ready song. The sexy getting ready song.

Explicit version

Lyrics: Hey Josh, I wanna look good for you tonight So I’m gonna get in touch with my feminine side. It’s the sexy getting ready song, The sexy getting ready song, Primpin’ and pluckin’, Brushin’ and rubbin’, The sexy getting ready song. --musical interlude— First I make everything So shiny and smooth Chorus: (Oh yeah) Rebecca Bunch: ‘Cause I want my body To be so soft for you. Chorus: (Bye bye, skin!) Rebecca Bunch: I’m gonna make this night One you’ll never forget Chorus: (Ass blood!) Rebecca Bunch: ‘Cause, boy, I know you like An hourglass silhouette. Let’s see how the guys get ready… It’s the sexy getting ready song, The sexy getting ready song, Fluffin’ and flouncin’, Gigglin’ and ladyin’, The sexy getting ready song. Nipsey Hussle: Hey, look, hop on my dick With that tight little dress, then Turn that ass around Like you’re tryin’ to impress them… God, what, this is how you get ready? This is some—this horrifying, like some scary movie or somethin’, Like some nasty ass, patriarchal bullshit. You know what? I got to go apologize to some bitches. I’m forever changed after what I just seen. Rebecca Bunch & Chorus: It’s the sexy getting ready song, The sexy getting ready song, It’s the sexy getting ready song, Body rolls are really hard. It’s the sexy getting ready song, The sexy getting ready song. I’m gonna whisper your dick hard, Whisper your dick hard, The sexy getting ready song.

Notes

Other appearances

• "I Hope Josh Comes to My Party!": Rebecca sings the refrain of "The Sexy Getting Ready Song" briefly as she prepares for her party in the episode.
• "I'm So Happy That Josh Is So Happy!": Calvin Young sings a version of the song called "The Sexy Gonna Do It Song".
• "Who Needs Josh When You Have a Girl Group?": Trent sings a version of the song called the "Trent Is Getting Ready Song".
• An alternate take of "George's Coffee Song" (from "Nathaniel Needs My Help!") was done and a video of it was posted on Twitter by “Crazy Ex-Girlfriend” assistant director Mark Heiliger. This version is a reprise of this song.