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Time to Seize the Day

Time to Seize the Day
Performer(s): Rebecca Bunch — First Appearance: "I Am Ashamed"
Written by: Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen, Adam Schlesinger, Michael Hitchcock, & Erin Ehrlich

"Time To Seize The Day" is a song sung by Rebecca Bunch.It debuted in the Season Four Episode "I Am Ashamed."

Song and lyricsEdit

Time To Seize The Day - "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend"

Time To Seize The Day - "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend"


Rebecca:
WHEN THE MOMENT'S COME TO START ANEW
SET YOURSELF FREE AND FINALLY DO
THE THINGS IN LIFE THAT YOU ARE DESTINED FOR

THE FIRST STEP IS THE HARDEST PART
BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULDN'T START
TAKE THE LEAP AND GET RIGHT TO IT
HERE'S EXACTLY HOW YOU DO IT

YOU STEP OUT THE DOOR
THEN BACK THROUGH THE DOOR
SIT ON THE FLOOR AND STARE AT THE FLOOR
ROCK YOURSELF UNTIL YOU FEEL OKAY

AND CARPE DIEM, CARPE DON'T EM
TIME TO GRAB LIFE BY THE SCROTUM
BUT FIRST, LET'S READ SOME FACTS ABOUT STINGRAYS
AND THEN IT'S TIME TO SEIZE THE DAY!

I WONDER IF THE FRIDGE NEEDS CLEANING
I HAVEN'T CLEANED THE FRIDGE FOR A WHILE
I'D HATE TO LEAVE WITH A DIRTY FRIDGE
DID I GET IT ALL?
NO THERE'S A SMIDGE
MAYBE I SHOULD GET A NEW FRIDGE ONLINE
NOPE, NEVER MIND, IT'S TIME TO FLY

NOW, I'LL SIT RIGHT HERE ON MY COUCH
RESEARCH FRIDGES, I'M NO SLOUCH
IT'S GETTING DARK
THE TIME JUST GOT AWAY

I COULD STILL GO OUT, IT'S NOT TOO LATE
BUT FIRST I NEED TO MASTURBATE
TO SOME PORN, PREFERABLY MALE AND GAY
AND THEN IT'S TIME TO SEIZE THE DAY!

YOU JUST TAKE ONE STEP FORWARD, TWO STEPS BACK
NO, TWO STEPS FORWARD, FOUR STEPS BACK
FIVE MORE STEPS BACK
AND NOW I'M BACK IN BED

OK, NOW I'M READY TO GO
THEY'RE DELIVERING MY NEW FRIDGE THOUGH
WHERE'S THAT FRIDGE?
I CAN'T WAIT AROUND ALL DAY

I HAVE TO GO OUT AND MAKE MY BIG FORAY
HERE I AM, STANDING AT THE DOORWAY
IT'S FINALLY TIME TO SEIZE THE DAY!
BUT FIRST MORE PORN!


Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Songs
Season 1 Songs

🎈 "West Covina"
🎈 "The Sexy Getting Ready Song"
🎈 "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Theme"
🎈 "I'm So Good At Yoga"
🎈 "Feelin' Kinda Naughty"
🎈 "Face Your Fears"
🎈 "I Have Friends"
🎈 "A Boy Band Made Up of Four Joshes"
🎈 "Settle For Me"
🎈 "Sex with a Stranger"

🎈 "I Love My Daughter"
🎈 "I'm a Good Person"
🎈 "I Give Good Parent"
🎈 "What'll It Be"
🎈 "Sexy French Depression"
🎈 "His Status is...Preferred"
🎈 "Where's the Bathroom?"
🎈 "California Christmastime"
🎈 "Women Gotta Stick Together"
🎈 "Dear Joshua Felix Chan"
🎈 "Having a Few People Over"

🎈 "Put Yourself First"
🎈 "Textmergency"
🎈 "Where Is The Rock?"
🎈 "You Stupid Bitch"
🎈 "Group Hang"
🎈 "Romantic Moments"
🎈 "Cold Showers"
🎈 "JAP Battle"
🎈 "Flooded with Justice
🎈 "Gettin' Bi"
🎈 "I'm The Villain In My Own Story"

🎈 "Dream Ghost"
🎈 "I Could If I Wanted To"
🎈 "Clean Up on Aisle 4"
🎈 "Heavy Boobs"
🎈 "I Gave You a UTI"
🎈 "Angry Mad"
🎈 "Oh My God I Think I Like You"
🎈 "After Everything I've Done For You (That You Didn't Ask For)"
🎈 "One Indescribable Instant"

Season 2 Songs

🎈 "Love Kernels"
🎈 "We Should Definitely Not Have Sex Right Now"
🎈 "Just a Girl in Love"
🎈 "Maybe This Dream"
🎈 "Greg's Drinking Song"
🎈 "Ping Pong Girl"
🎈 "The Math of Love Triangles"

🎈 "It Was a S*** Show"
🎈 "We Tapped That Ass"
🎈 "Makey Makeover"
🎈 "Thought Bubbles"
🎈 "Triceratops Ballet"
🎈 "Friendtopia"
🎈 "Stuck in the Bathroom"
🎈 "Research Me Obsessively"

🎈 "You Go First"
🎈 "So Maternal"
🎈 "Duh!"
🎈 "Who's The New Guy?"
🎈 "George's Turn"
🎈 "We'll Never Have Problems Again"
🎈 "Remember That We Suffered"

🎈 "Santa Ana Winds"
🎈 "Let's Have Intercourse"
🎈 "You’re My Best Friend (And I Know I’m Not Yours)"
🎈 "Man Nap"
🎈 "(Tell Me I'm Okay) Patrick"
🎈 "Period Sex"
🎈 "What a Rush to Be a Bride"

Season 3 Songs

🎈 "Where's Rebecca Bunch?"
🎈 "Let's Generalize About Men"
🎈 "You Do/You Don’t Want To Be Crazy"
🎈 β€œI've Got My Head In The Clouds”
🎈 β€œStrip Away My Conscience”

🎈 "The Buzzing From The Bathroom"
🎈 "The Moment Is Me"
🎈 β€œI Go To The Zoo”
🎈 "Scary Scary Sexy Lady"
🎈 "The End of The Movie"
🎈 "Maybe She's Not Such A Heinous Bitch After All"
🎈 "I Feel Like This Isn't About Me"

🎈 β€œA Diagnosis”
🎈 β€œThis Is My Movement”
🎈 β€œFirst Penis I Saw”
🎈 β€œMy Friend's Dad”
🎈 β€œMy Sperm Is Healthy”
🎈 β€œGeorge's Coffee Song”
🎈 β€œGet Your Ass Out Of My House”
🎈 β€œWithout Love You Can Save the World”

🎈 β€œFit Hot Guys Have Problems Too”
🎈 β€œHorny Angry Tango”
🎈 β€œThis Session Is Going to Be Different”
🎈 "Buttload Of Cats"
🎈 β€œBack In Action”
🎈 β€œThe Miracle of Birth”
🎈 β€œNothing is Ever Anyone's Fault”

Season 4 Songs

🎈 "What’s Your Story"
🎈 "No One Else Is Singing My Song
🎈 "Maybe I'm Just Broken"
🎈 "Meet Rebecca!"
🎈 "Time To Seize The Day"
🎈 "The Cringe"
🎈 "Don't Be A Lawyer"
🎈 "Our Twisted Fate"
🎈 "I Want To Be A Child Star"
🎈 "I've Always Never Believed In You"

🎈 "The Group Mind Has Decided You're In Love"
🎈 "Trapped In A Car With Someone You Don't Want To Be Trapped In A Car With"
🎈 "Farewell, Fair Mustache"
🎈 "How To Clean Up"
🎈 "Forget It"
🎈 "If You Ever Need A Favor In Fifty Years"
🎈 "Hello, Nice To Meet You"
🎈 "What U Missed While U Were Popular"

🎈 "Hungry Vagina Metaphor"
🎈 "Itchy Vagina Metaphor"
🎈 "Funky Vagina Metaphor"
🎈 "Elated Vagina Metaphor"
🎈 "Nostalgia Cat song"
🎈 "Sports Analogies"
🎈 "Gratuitous Karaoke Moment"
🎈 "I Hate Everything But You"
🎈 "I'm Not Sad You're Sad"
🎈 "The Darkness"
🎈 "Anti-Depressants Are So Not A Big Deal"

🎈 "Real Life Fighting is Akward"
🎈 "Etta Mae's Lament"
🎈 "The Tick Tock Clock"
🎈 "I'm the Bride of the Pirate King"
🎈 "Apple Man"
🎈 "The Math of Love Quadrangles
🎈 "Slow Motion
🎈 "Love's Not A Game"
🎈 "There's No Bathroom"
🎈 "Eleven O'Clock"

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Reprises

🎈 "West Covina (I)"
🎈 "West Covina (II)"
🎈 "Settle For Me (I)"
🎈 "Settle For Me (II)"
🎈 "I'm a Good Person (silent)"
🎈 "The Sexy Gonna Do It Song"
🎈 "Trent Is Getting Ready Song"

🎈 "I Have Friends (reprise)"
🎈 "Flooded with Justice (reprise)
🎈 "I Could If I Wanted To (reprise)"
🎈 "Thought Bubbles (reprise)"
🎈 "The Math of Love Triangles (reprise)"
🎈 "Rebecca's Reprise"

🎈"After Everything You Made Me Do (That You Didn’t Ask For)"
🎈"He's The New Guy"
🎈"Face Your Fears (reprise)"
🎈"I'm Just A Boy In Love"
🎈 "One Indescribable Instant (reprise)"
🎈 "Hello, Nice To Meet You (reprise)"

🎈 "Hello, Nice To Meet You (reprise 2)"
🎈 "End of the Movie (reprise)"
🎈"What'll It Be (reprise)"
🎈"Slow Motion (reprise)"
🎈 "JAP Battle (reprise)"
🎈"Love's Not A Game (Reprise)"
🎈"West Covina (Final Reprise)"

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Album Bonus tracks

🎈 "Sex Toys"

🎈 "It's Not Difficult To Define Miss Douche"

🎈 "Santa Ana Winds 6 A.M." (Demo)

🎈 "I'm Just A Girl In Love" (featuring Adam Schlesinger)

🎈 "Settle For Her"
🎈 I'm So Happy 4 U

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