We'll Never Have Problems Again

We'll Never Have Problems Again
Performer(s): Rebecca Bunch, Josh Chan, Heather Davis — First Appearance: "Will Scarsdale Like Josh's Shayna Punim?"
Written by: Rachel Bloom, Adam Schlesinger — Genre: Funk

Now everyone will know that our love is undying we'll never have problems again!

— Rebecca and Josh

We'll Never Have Problems Again was a song performed by Rebecca and Josh after they became a couple again. In the song they expressed their belief that things would be different this time and any problems they had before were behind them. The song was first heard in the Season Two episode "Will Scarsdale Like Josh's Shayna Punim?".

Song and lyrics

Lyrics: Rebecca and Josh: We'll never have problems again It's only smooth, smooth sailing from now on... Oh Oh! We'll never have problems again We used to have problems but now they're gone Woo! Rebecca: Do you remember, back when we had problems? Josh: Oh man. That was anoying! Rebecca: But now our love has magically solved them And there won't be any more in our future at all! Heather: Okay, so you guys are like super delusional. Josh: Ugh go away Heather! Rebecca: Yeah, GET OUT! Heather: Fine. I'll guess I just 'Soul Train' outta here, losers. Rebecca and Josh: We'll never have problems again Josh: Now everyone will know, that our love in undying we'll never have problems again! Rebecca: No more nights of randomly crying! Josh: Never worry about paying the bills the only money we need is sunset! Rebecca: If we feel like we've run out of thrills... Hey look! Another sunset! Josh: We don't need gasoline our car will run on love! Rebecca: Elon Musk is developing that kind of car The first test failed but that's 'cause it wasn't true love They say obsession biologically lasts four years at most but science doesn't apply to us Some say we're all repeating patterns taught by our parents But that's just - Rebecca and Josh: No. That's not. No, it's not. No, no We'll never have problems again No more ups and downs It's just ups and ups and ups We'll never have problems again Our love has made us totes invincible Rebecca: I've been cynical most of my life and everythings falling flat! Now for once the situation's a lot less nuanced than that We're problem free! That's you and me! We're problem free! That's you and me! Live fade out Live fade out Live fade out Live fade out Live fade out Live fade out

Notes

Callback

A lyric from the song has Rebecca singing "It's a lot less nuanced than that". This is a reference to the Season One theme song where Rebecca said a similar line "It's a lot more nuanced than that" in response to being called a "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend."

Inspiration

The song We'll Never Have Problems Again is inspired by the 1970's Funk genre of music. In particular it seems to be a direct homage to the song "Ain't No Stoppin' Us Now" from the R&B duo McFadden & Whitehead.

Soul Train

The setting of the performance in the scene is a clear reference to the long running American music variety show "Soul Train" (1971 - 2006). It's format was similar to " American Bandstand" but targeted an African-American audience. Like its predecessor it featured in-studio musical guests performing thier latest singles and a group of audience members dancing to the latest music. A regular segment on the show had two lines of people cheer on a person or pair as they danced down the center in between them. Them has been parodied in various media such as the 2000 film "Charlie's Angels" which featured actress Cameron Diaz's character dancing down the line.