We Should Definitely Not Have Sex Right Now Performer(s): Rebecca Bunch and Josh Chan — First Appearance: "Where is Josh's Friend?" — Genre: Breathy Mid-'80s Jazz/R&B Jam
It's the adult thing to not have sex right now. We have the common sense to not have sex right now.
— Josh Chan, "We Should Definitely Not Have Sex Right Now"
We Should Definitely Not Have Sex Right Now is a song performed by Rebecca Bunch and Josh Chan. In this song they try to justify continuing to sleep together in light of some recent revelations. It's first appearance is in the Season Two episode "Where is Josh's Friend?".
Song and lyrics[]
Lyrics:
Rebecca:
We should definitely not have sex right now
We should definitely not have sex right now
It would complicate the situation
Josh:
It's the adult thing to not have sex right now
We have the common sense to not have sex right now
Rebecca:
I need time to reflect
Josh:
And I'm in a really weird place
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Rebecca:
It feels so good to be having sex right now
Josh:
So good to be having sex right now
Rebecca and Josh:
What makes it so good is we just said
We shouldn't be having sex right now
Josh:
But now we can't stop having sex right now
Rebecca:
I mean it would be weirder to stop having sex
Josh:
Such a good point we might as well just finish
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We should definitely not have sex again
Rebecca:
We should definitely not have sex again
What are we bonobos in a tree
Josh:
There's no reason to have sex again
But I'll be ready to go again in ten
Rebecca:
Okay, what if we say this is the last sex night
Josh:
It's like in movies when robbers do one last heist
Rebecca:
So tonight will be our last sex heist
Josh:
But then again those movies always get a sequel
