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Everyone's Got a Story

What’s Your Story
Performer(s): Rebecca Bunch — First Appearance: "I Want To Be Here"
Written by: Adam Schlesinger, Steven M. Gold

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What got you here? Rage, lust or fear? We all got a story 'cause we’re doing time.
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— Rebecca Bunch


"What’s Your Story" is a musical performance by Rebecca Bunch. In this Tango inspired song Rebecca tries to The song will debut in the Season Four episode "I Want To Be Here.

The song with lyricsEdit

What's Your Story? feat

What's Your Story? feat. Rachel Bloom - "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend"


Rebecca:
Story!
Story!
What’s your story?

Story!
Story!
What’s your crime?

What got you here?
Rage, lust or fear?

We all got a story
'cause we’re doing time.

Rat-ta-ta!
Rat-ta-ta!
Rat-ta-ta!

Rat-ta-ta!

...tell, tell your story.

Prisoner #1:
Um, okay fine.

My boyfriend had meth in the
glove compartment of our car
and I got pulled over for something
else and a cop found it.

Rebecca:
Oh, well did you dump that
good-for-nothing-drug-planting boyfriend?

Prisoner:
No, we’re still together I love him.

Rebecca:
Oh, well did you at least tell the cops
that it was his meth?

Prisoner #1:
I mean I could have turned him in
but...my boyfriend and I have a son.
I can't risk our child having
both parents in jail.

Rebecca:
That's true...that's, that's a good point...

Story!
Story!
Let’s hear another story!
Story!
Story!
That one was just sad!
What’s does your story say
about the patriarchy?
We have all got stories
'cause we did bad!

Rat-ta-ta!
Rat-ta-ta!
Rat-ta-ta!

Story go!

Prisoner #2:
Okay, I stole a sweater from the mall.

Rebecca:
Ooooh!
Have you been stealing all your life?
Was this the culmination of a lifetime
of kleptomania?

Or were you doing it to
stick it to the problematic fashion industry?

Prisoner #2:
No...the heat went out in my apartment and
I couldn’t afford a sweater so I stole one.

White Prisoner:
Oh hey, I stole a sweater too.
I got two months, how long are you in for?

Prisoner #2:
Three years.

White Prisoner:
I’m so sorry.
I’m so sorry.

Rebecca:
Story!
Story!
These are barely stories!
They’re just bleak anecdotes
with no start or end!

Go, tell your story,
tell your story!

Prisoner #3:
Okay, sure I have story.
I’m in here for murder.

Rebecca:
Oooh, murder!
Juicy!
Rat-ta-ta!

Prisoner #2:
While I wasn’t driving
my daughter texted me
that she was in the hospital
that I got so distracted I
hit a teenager that was crossing
the street and he died.

Rebecca:
Story!
Story!
Oh my God with that story!
Story!
Story!
Take away her chair!

White Prisoner:
I’m so sorry.
I’m so sorry.
What can I do?

Oh, sorry, sorry!

Rebecca:
Okay, okay you know what?
I’m just going to share my story
because you guys aren’t really
versed with a sense of story structure.
So I’m gonna show you how it’s done.

Uh!

I was a no-good manipulative
love addict with undiagnosed
Borderline Personality Disorder.

I swindled!
Drum!

I cheated!
Drum!

I called out a hit on
my ex-boyfriends' girlfriend!
Drum!
Drum!

Then one day this guy Trent
came into my life.

He was ironically just like me.

And he tries to kill the man I loved
so I pushed him off a building!

And then when I plead guilty,
just for like metaphorical symbolism,
the judge knew I was innocent
so she didn’t accept my plea but
I wanted to go to jail anyway.


Prisoner #1:
Wait, what?

Prisoner #2:
You don't have to be here?

Councilor:
You chose to be here?

Rebecca:
Yeah!


Rat-ta-ta!
Rat-ta-ta!
Rat-ta-ta!

Wait!

Rat-ta-ta!
Rat-ta-ta!
Rat-ta-ta!

Rat-ta-ta.
Rat-ta-ta.
Rat-ta-ta.

Rat-ta-ta.
Rat-ta-ta.
Rat-ta-ta.


NotesEdit

HomageEdit

The song is directly inspired by the number "Cell Block Tango" from the musical "Chicago" [1]
Chicago Cell Block Tango

Chicago Cell Block Tango

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Songs
Season 1 Songs

🎈 "West Covina"
🎈 "The Sexy Getting Ready Song"
🎈 "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Theme"
🎈 "I'm So Good At Yoga"
🎈 "Feelin' Kinda Naughty"
🎈 "Face Your Fears"
🎈 "I Have Friends"
🎈 "A Boy Band Made Up of Four Joshes"
🎈 "Settle For Me"
🎈 "Sex with a Stranger"

🎈 "I Love My Daughter"
🎈 "I'm a Good Person"
🎈 "I Give Good Parent"
🎈 "What'll It Be"
🎈 "Sexy French Depression"
🎈 "His Status is...Preferred"
🎈 "Where's the Bathroom?"
🎈 "California Christmastime"
🎈 "Women Gotta Stick Together"
🎈 "Dear Joshua Felix Chan"
🎈 "Having a Few People Over"

🎈 "Put Yourself First"
🎈 "Textmergency"
🎈 "Where Is The Rock?"
🎈 "You Stupid Bitch"
🎈 "Group Hang"
🎈 "Romantic Moments"
🎈 "Cold Showers"
🎈 "JAP Battle"
🎈 "Flooded with Justice
🎈 "Gettin' Bi"
🎈 "I'm The Villain In My Own Story"

🎈 "Dream Ghost"
🎈 "I Could If I Wanted To"
🎈 "Clean Up on Aisle 4"
🎈 "Heavy Boobs"
🎈 "I Gave You a UTI"
🎈 "Angry Mad"
🎈 "Oh My God I Think I Like You"
🎈 "After Everything I've Done For You (That You Didn't Ask For)"
🎈 "One Indescribable Instant"

Season 2 Songs

🎈 "Love Kernels"
🎈 "We Should Definitely Not Have Sex Right Now"
🎈 "Just a Girl in Love"
🎈 "Maybe This Dream"
🎈 "Greg's Drinking Song"
🎈 "Ping Pong Girl"
🎈 "The Math of Love Triangles"

🎈 "It Was a S*** Show"
🎈 "We Tapped That Ass"
🎈 "Makey Makeover"
🎈 "Thought Bubbles"
🎈 "Triceratops Ballet"
🎈 "Friendtopia"
🎈 "Stuck in the Bathroom"
🎈 "Research Me Obsessively"

🎈 "You Go First"
🎈 "So Maternal"
🎈 "Duh!"
🎈 "Who's The New Guy?"
🎈 "George's Turn"
🎈 "We'll Never Have Problems Again"
🎈 "Remember That We Suffered"

🎈 "Santa Ana Winds"
🎈 "Let's Have Intercourse"
🎈 "You’re My Best Friend (And I Know I’m Not Yours)"
🎈 "Man Nap"
🎈 "(Tell Me I'm Okay) Patrick"
🎈 "Period Sex"
🎈 "What a Rush to Be a Bride"

Season 3 Songs

🎈 "Where's Rebecca Bunch?"
🎈 "Let's Generalize About Men"
🎈 "You Do/You Don’t Want To Be Crazy"
🎈I've Got My Head In The Clouds
🎈Strip Away My Conscience

🎈 "The Buzzing From The Bathroom"
🎈 "The Moment Is Me"
🎈I Go To The Zoo
🎈 "Scary Scary Sexy Lady"
🎈 "The End of The Movie"
🎈 "Maybe She's Not Such A Heinous Bitch After All"
🎈 "I Feel Like This Isn't About Me"

🎈A Diagnosis
🎈This Is My Movement
🎈First Penis I Saw
🎈My Friend's Dad
🎈My Sperm Is Healthy
🎈George's Coffee Song
🎈Get Your Ass Out Of My House
🎈Without Love You Can Save the World

🎈Fit Hot Guys Have Problems Too
🎈Horny Angry Tango
🎈This Session Is Going to Be Different
🎈 "Buttload Of Cats"
🎈Back In Action
🎈The Miracle of Birth
🎈Nothing is Ever Anyone's Fault

Season 4 Songs

🎈 "What’s Your Story"
🎈 "No One Else Is Singing My Song
🎈 "Maybe I'm Just Broken"
🎈 "Meet Rebecca!"
🎈 "Time To Seize The Day"
🎈 "The Cringe"
🎈 "Don't Be A Lawyer"
🎈 "Our Twisted Fate"
🎈 "I Want To Be A Child Star"
🎈 "I've Always Never Believed In You"

🎈 "The Group Mind Has Decided You're In Love"
🎈 "Trapped In A Car With Someone You Don't Want To Be Trapped In A Car With"
🎈 "Farewell, Fair Mustache"
🎈 "How To Clean Up"
🎈 "Forget It"
🎈 "If You Ever Need A Favor In Fifty Years"
🎈 "Hello, Nice To Meet You"
🎈 "What U Missed While U Were Popular"

🎈 "Hungry Vagina Metaphor"
🎈 "Itchy Vagina Metaphor"
🎈 "Funky Vagina Metaphor"
🎈 "Elated Vagina Metaphor"
🎈 "Nostalgia Cat song"
🎈 "Sports Analogies"
🎈 "Gratuitous Karaoke Moment"
🎈 "I Hate Everything But You"
🎈 "I'm Not Sad You're Sad"
🎈 "The Darkness"
🎈 "Anti-Depressants Are So Not A Big Deal"

🎈 "Real Life Fighting is Akward"
🎈 "Etta Mae's Lament"
🎈 "The Tick Tock Clock"
🎈 "I'm the Bride of the Pirate King"
🎈 "Apple Man"
🎈 "The Math of Love Quadrangles
🎈 "Slow Motion
🎈 "Love's Not A Game"
🎈 "There's No Bathroom"
🎈 "Eleven O'Clock"

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Reprises

🎈 "West Covina (I)"
🎈 "West Covina (II)"
🎈 "Settle For Me (I)"
🎈 "Settle For Me (II)"
🎈 "I'm a Good Person (silent)"
🎈 "The Sexy Gonna Do It Song"
🎈 "Trent Is Getting Ready Song"

🎈 "I Have Friends (reprise)"
🎈 "Flooded with Justice (reprise)
🎈 "I Could If I Wanted To (reprise)"
🎈 "Thought Bubbles (reprise)"
🎈 "The Math of Love Triangles (reprise)"
🎈 "Rebecca's Reprise"

🎈"After Everything You Made Me Do (That You Didn’t Ask For)"
🎈"He's The New Guy"
🎈"Face Your Fears (reprise)"
🎈"I'm Just A Boy In Love"
🎈 "One Indescribable Instant (reprise)"
🎈 "Hello, Nice To Meet You (reprise)"

🎈 "Hello, Nice To Meet You (reprise 2)"
🎈 "End of the Movie (reprise)"
🎈"What'll It Be (reprise)"
🎈"Slow Motion (reprise)"
🎈 "JAP Battle (reprise)"
🎈"Love's Not A Game (Reprise)"
🎈"West Covina (Final Reprise)"

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Album Bonus tracks

🎈 "Sex Toys"

🎈 "It's Not Difficult To Define Miss Douche"

🎈 "Santa Ana Winds 6 A.M." (Demo)

🎈 "I'm Just A Girl In Love" (featuring Adam Schlesinger)

🎈 "Settle For Her"
🎈 I'm So Happy 4 U

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