What A Rush To Be A Bride Performer(s): Rebecca Bunch & Paula Proctor — First Appearance: "Can Josh Take A Leap Of Faith?" Written by: Adam Schlesinger, Jack Dolgen and Rachel Bloom — Genre: Death Metal
Yes we really nabbed him. Forever you will have him.
— Paula
What A Rush To Be A Bride is a performance by Rebecca Bunch and Paula Proctor. In the song they celebrate that after all their scheming Rebecca is now going to marry the man of her dreams Josh Chan. The song was first heard in the Season Two episode "Can Josh Take A Leap Of Faith?".
Song and lyrics[]
Lyrics:
Rebecca:
WHAT A RUSH TO BE A BRIDE!
WHAT A RUSH TO BE A BRIDE!
Paula:
If you believed you snagged him...
Rebecca:
NOW I'M HIS BRIDE!
Paula:
Yes we really nabbed him.
Forever you will have him.
Standing right there...
Rebecca:
BY MY SIDE!
WHAT A RUSH TO BE A BRIDE!
I've been picturing this day
since I was a little girl...
I never thought it would
all come true...
Now I'll be wearing
my Nana's pearls.
Paula:
You're going to look so angelic.
Rebecca:
WHEN I'M A BRIDE!
Paula:
Your vows gonna quote the Bible!
Rebecca:
I'LL BE SUCH A PRETTY BRIDE!
Paula:
What quote are you going with?
Rebecca:
LOVE IS PATIENT!
LOVE IS KIND!
Paula:
Why veer from a classic?!
Rebecca:
OH THE TEARS OF JOY I'LL CRY!
DARKNESS!
DARKNESS!
DARKNESS!
We'll be avoided
with a unity candle.
SACRIFICE!
SACRIFICE!
SACRIFICE!
Some flowers by cutting them
and putting them in vases!
