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What U Missed While U Were PopUlar

What U Missed While U Were Popular
Performer(s): George — First Appearance: "I'm Not The Person I Used To Be"
Written by: Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen, and Adam Schlesinger — Genre: Stompy-Clappy Hip Hop

"What U Missed While U Were Popular" is a musical performance by George. In this song he tells Josh Chan all the things he missed in high school. It debuted in the Season Four episode "I'm Not The Person I Used To Be.”


Song and lyricsEdit

What U Missed While U Were PopUlar - feat

What U Missed While U Were PopUlar - feat. Danny Jolles - "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend"

Lyrics:


George:
WE WEREN'T COOL BACK IN HIGH SCHOOL
BUT WE PARTIED TOO AND IT'S TIME YOU KNEW
WHAT YOU MISSED WHILE YOU WERE POPULAR
WHAT YOU MISSED WHILE YOU WERE POPULAR

YEAH, WE WEREN’T COOL BACK IN HIGH SCHOOL
BUT WE PARTIED TOO AND IT’S TIME YOU KNEW
WHAT YOU MISSED WHILE YOU WERE POPULAR
WHAT YOU MISSED WHILE YOU WERE POPULAR

CHECK THE MORNING NEWS TEAM
WITH THEIR SASSY MUTTON CHOPS
THEY REPORTED ON A LOCAL EMBEZZLEMENT SCANDAL
TILL THE PRINCIPAL MADE THEM STOP

News Kids:
HARDCORE!

George:
YEAH, THEY WEREN’T COOL BACK IN HIGH SCHOOL
BUT THEY PARTIED TOO AND IT’S TIME YOU KNEW

News Kids:
WHAT YOU MISSED WHILE YOU WERE POPULAR
WHAT YOU MISSED WHILE YOU WERE POPULAR

George:
NOT ALL KIDS ARE ATHLETES
SOME KIDS JOIN BAND INSTEAD
WHILE YOU PLAYED ALL THOSE GENDERED SPORTS,
THEY ALL GOT VERY CO-ED

SPORTS ARE OVERRATED
THEY LEAVE YOU RED IN THE FACE
WHILE YOU WERE SLIDING INTO FIRST
THE BAND KIDS ROUNDED THIRD BASE

Bass!

George, News Kids, & Band Kids:
WE WEREN’T COOL BACK IN HIGH SCHOOL
BUT WE PARTIED TOO AND IT’S TIME YOU KNEW
WHAT YOU MISSED WHILE YOU WERE POPULAR
WHAT YOU MISSED WHILE YOU WERE POPULAR

George:
RIGHT OVER HERE ARE THE ARTY GOTHS
A REAL TIGHT-KNIT PACK
WHILE YOU WERE WEARING TANK TOPS

Goths:
WE WERE WEARING BLACK

George:
WHILE YOU WERE WEARING CARGO SHORTS

Goths:
WE WERE WEARING BLACK

George:
WHILE YOU WERE WEARING FLIP FLOPS

Goths:
WE WERE WEARING BLACK FLIP FLOPS

George:
THE BIGGEST THING YOU MISSED
WHILE YOU WERE HAVING A GOOD TIME
IS EXPERIENCING SHAME, MISERY AND DEPRESSION
FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME

NOW YOU MIGHT FIND IT HARD
THAT ADULTHOOD GETS SO REAL
WHILE THE NERDY KIDS FROM HIGH SCHOOL ARE LIKE,
I GOT THIS, NO BIG DEAL!

Jock:
Actually, my parents got divorced when I was 14 and it really destroyed me. I just acted super confident to cover the unbearable flood of emotions I wasn’t prepared to handle. I’m sorry I made fun of your ska band.

George:
Thank you so much, Zack!

George:
NO ONE’S SAYING YOU WEREN’T FLY
BUT DID POETRY NIGHT MAKE YOU CRY?

George/News Kids/Band Kids/Goths:
WE LEARNED TO CRY WHILE YOU WERE POPULAR
GREW EMOTIONALLY WHILE YOU WERE POPULAR

George:
YOU WERE COOL WHILE WE WERE NOT
BUT OUR MASSAGE CIRCLES WERE SUPER HOT

George/News Kids/Band Kids/Goths:
WE MASSAGED WHILE YOU WERE POPULAR
AND GOT MASSAGED WHILE YOU WERE POPULAR


NotesEdit

InspirationEdit

This song is paying homage to the 2004 hit single "Hollaback Girl" from singer/songwriter Gwen Stafani.
Gwen Stefani - Hollaback Girl (Official Music Video)

Gwen Stefani - Hollaback Girl (Official Music Video)

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Songs
Season 1 Songs

🎈 "West Covina"
🎈 "The Sexy Getting Ready Song"
🎈 "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Theme"
🎈 "I'm So Good At Yoga"
🎈 "Feelin' Kinda Naughty"
🎈 "Face Your Fears"
🎈 "I Have Friends"
🎈 "A Boy Band Made Up of Four Joshes"
🎈 "Settle For Me"
🎈 "Sex with a Stranger"

🎈 "I Love My Daughter"
🎈 "I'm a Good Person"
🎈 "I Give Good Parent"
🎈 "What'll It Be"
🎈 "Sexy French Depression"
🎈 "His Status is...Preferred"
🎈 "Where's the Bathroom?"
🎈 "California Christmastime"
🎈 "Women Gotta Stick Together"
🎈 "Dear Joshua Felix Chan"
🎈 "Having a Few People Over"

🎈 "Put Yourself First"
🎈 "Textmergency"
🎈 "Where Is The Rock?"
🎈 "You Stupid Bitch"
🎈 "Group Hang"
🎈 "Romantic Moments"
🎈 "Cold Showers"
🎈 "JAP Battle"
🎈 "Flooded with Justice
🎈 "Gettin' Bi"
🎈 "I'm The Villain In My Own Story"

🎈 "Dream Ghost"
🎈 "I Could If I Wanted To"
🎈 "Clean Up on Aisle 4"
🎈 "Heavy Boobs"
🎈 "I Gave You a UTI"
🎈 "Angry Mad"
🎈 "Oh My God I Think I Like You"
🎈 "After Everything I've Done For You (That You Didn't Ask For)"
🎈 "One Indescribable Instant"

Season 2 Songs

🎈 "Love Kernels"
🎈 "We Should Definitely Not Have Sex Right Now"
🎈 "Just a Girl in Love"
🎈 "Maybe This Dream"
🎈 "Greg's Drinking Song"
🎈 "Ping Pong Girl"
🎈 "The Math of Love Triangles"

🎈 "It Was a S*** Show"
🎈 "We Tapped That Ass"
🎈 "Makey Makeover"
🎈 "Thought Bubbles"
🎈 "Triceratops Ballet"
🎈 "Friendtopia"
🎈 "Stuck in the Bathroom"
🎈 "Research Me Obsessively"

🎈 "You Go First"
🎈 "So Maternal"
🎈 "Duh!"
🎈 "Who's The New Guy?"
🎈 "George's Turn"
🎈 "We'll Never Have Problems Again"
🎈 "Remember That We Suffered"

🎈 "Santa Ana Winds"
🎈 "Let's Have Intercourse"
🎈 "You’re My Best Friend (And I Know I’m Not Yours)"
🎈 "Man Nap"
🎈 "(Tell Me I'm Okay) Patrick"
🎈 "Period Sex"
🎈 "What a Rush to Be a Bride"

Season 3 Songs

🎈 "Where's Rebecca Bunch?"
🎈 "Let's Generalize About Men"
🎈 "You Do/You Don’t Want To Be Crazy"
🎈I've Got My Head In The Clouds
🎈Strip Away My Conscience

🎈 "The Buzzing From The Bathroom"
🎈 "The Moment Is Me"
🎈I Go To The Zoo
🎈 "Scary Scary Sexy Lady"
🎈 "The End of The Movie"
🎈 "Maybe She's Not Such A Heinous Bitch After All"
🎈 "I Feel Like This Isn't About Me"

🎈A Diagnosis
🎈This Is My Movement
🎈First Penis I Saw
🎈My Friend's Dad
🎈My Sperm Is Healthy
🎈George's Coffee Song
🎈Get Your Ass Out Of My House
🎈Without Love You Can Save the World

🎈Fit Hot Guys Have Problems Too
🎈Horny Angry Tango
🎈This Session Is Going to Be Different
🎈 "Buttload Of Cats"
🎈Back In Action
🎈The Miracle of Birth
🎈Nothing is Ever Anyone's Fault

Season 4 Songs

🎈 "What’s Your Story"
🎈 "No One Else Is Singing My Song
🎈 "Maybe I'm Just Broken"
🎈 "Meet Rebecca!"
🎈 "Time To Seize The Day"
🎈 "The Cringe"
🎈 "Don't Be A Lawyer"
🎈 "Our Twisted Fate"
🎈 "I Want To Be A Child Star"
🎈 "I've Always Never Believed In You"

🎈 "The Group Mind Has Decided You're In Love"
🎈 "Trapped In A Car With Someone You Don't Want To Be Trapped In A Car With"
🎈 "Farewell, Fair Mustache"
🎈 "How To Clean Up"
🎈 "Forget It"
🎈 "If You Ever Need A Favor In Fifty Years"
🎈 "Hello, Nice To Meet You"
🎈 "What U Missed While U Were Popular"

🎈 "Hungry Vagina Metaphor"
🎈 "Itchy Vagina Metaphor"
🎈 "Funky Vagina Metaphor"
🎈 "Elated Vagina Metaphor"
🎈 "Nostalgia Cat song"
🎈 "Sports Analogies"
🎈 "Gratuitous Karaoke Moment"
🎈 "I Hate Everything But You"
🎈 "I'm Not Sad You're Sad"
🎈 "The Darkness"
🎈 "Anti-Depressants Are So Not A Big Deal"

🎈 "Real Life Fighting is Akward"
🎈 "Etta Mae's Lament"
🎈 "The Tick Tock Clock"
🎈 "I'm the Bride of the Pirate King"
🎈 "Apple Man"
🎈 "The Math of Love Quadrangles
🎈 "Slow Motion
🎈 "Love's Not A Game"
🎈 "There's No Bathroom"
🎈 "Eleven O'Clock"

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Reprises

🎈 "West Covina (I)"
🎈 "West Covina (II)"
🎈 "Settle For Me (I)"
🎈 "Settle For Me (II)"
🎈 "I'm a Good Person (silent)"
🎈 "The Sexy Gonna Do It Song"
🎈 "Trent Is Getting Ready Song"

🎈 "I Have Friends (reprise)"
🎈 "Flooded with Justice (reprise)
🎈 "I Could If I Wanted To (reprise)"
🎈 "Thought Bubbles (reprise)"
🎈 "The Math of Love Triangles (reprise)"
🎈 "Rebecca's Reprise"

🎈"After Everything You Made Me Do (That You Didn’t Ask For)"
🎈"He's The New Guy"
🎈"Face Your Fears (reprise)"
🎈"I'm Just A Boy In Love"
🎈 "One Indescribable Instant (reprise)"
🎈 "Hello, Nice To Meet You (reprise)"

🎈 "Hello, Nice To Meet You (reprise 2)"
🎈 "End of the Movie (reprise)"
🎈"What'll It Be (reprise)"
🎈"Slow Motion (reprise)"
🎈 "JAP Battle (reprise)"
🎈"Love's Not A Game (Reprise)"
🎈"West Covina (Final Reprise)"

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Album Bonus tracks

🎈 "Sex Toys"

🎈 "It's Not Difficult To Define Miss Douche"

🎈 "Santa Ana Winds 6 A.M." (Demo)

🎈 "I'm Just A Girl In Love" (featuring Adam Schlesinger)

🎈 "Settle For Her"
🎈 I'm So Happy 4 U

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