Who's The New Guy?

Who's The New Guy?
Performer(s): Tim, Paula, Maya, Karen and George — First Appearance: "When Do I Get to Spend Time With Josh?"

Who's the new guy? I don't trust him. What's his purpose going to be?

— Whitefeather & Associates staff, "When Do I Get to Spend Time With Josh?"

Who's The New Guy? is a song performed by the staff of Whitefeather & Associates after meeting Nathaniel. Paula Proctor, Tim, Maya, George and Karen speculate in what's going to happen with their new boss. The song's first appearance was in the Season Two episode "When Do I Get to Spend Time With Josh?".

Song and lyrics

Lyrics: Paula: I don't like new things. I don't like it when new people come in. It's never a good thing. Staff: Who's the new guy? I don't trust him. What's his purpose going to be? Paula Who's this new character? I mean, he's such a "character" Such a big persona that's not relatable at all. Tim Do we really need a new guy this far into the season? and by far into the season I mean it's almost Fall. Staff: Who's the new guy? I don't trust him. Maya: He's suspiciously good looking in ways normal people are not. Karen: Is this some desperate move to try and help our ratings? Staff: You mean our terrible ratings on Legal scores.com? Karen: Yeah! George: Will he be here forever? Paula: Or just two or three episodes? I mean, Karen's manic episodes. Karen: I'm a ticking time bomb! Staff: Who's the new guy? I don't trust him. Is he going to be a mainstay of our lives? Is this someone new we're going to have to grow to care about? Why should we root for someone male, straight and white? And why is Karen finger painting? Karen: I'm having a manic episode! Staff: Who's the new guy? What's his deal? What's his deal? What's his deal? Karen: Who wants to buy my painting? Staff: Karen shut up!