Ladies and gentlemen
please welcome to the stage
to sing a song
about self-indulgent self-loathing,
Miss Rebecca Bunch!
Thank you! Thank you, thank you!
It’s so wonderful to be back here,
even though I’m here singing this song a lot.
Well Rebecca, you’ve done it now.
(Yeah you guys know this one.)
Karma’s come to tap you on the shoulder.
All that lying that’s been festering,
Plus breaking and entering,
Is coming now to crush you like a boulder.
You ruined everything,
You stupid bitch.
You ruined everything,
You stupid, stupid bitch.
You’re just a lying little bitch
who ruins things and wants the world to burn.
Bitch. You’re a stupid bitch.
And lose some weight.
I was so close to paradise,
But now the only thing I’m close to is defeat.
These shards are a metaphor for my soul,
Won’t stop the self-pity ‘cause I’m on a roll,
Yes Josh completes me, but how can that be
When there’s no me left to complete?
You ruined everything,
You stupid bitch.
Sing with me!
You ruined everything,
You stupid, stupid bitch.
Yes, I deserve this!
You’re just a poopy little slut who doesn’t think
and deceives the people she loves.
Now he knows I’m not some innocent lamb,
He sees me for what I am,
Which is a horrible, stupid, dumb and ugly,
fat and stupid, simple, self-hating
Bitch.
